"I'll become a legend in this school someday."
"Sure thing Arty, mind staying out of my way this time?"
"Sounds like a 'you' problem bud."
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Artemis Pierce is a 17 year old girl that has a love for pranks. Not your typical whoopee cushion type of pr...
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2 | Smells Fishy
"Wait, so Elliot Cain challenged you?" Ana's disbelieving voice reaches my ears through the loud noise of the cafeteria and I nod.
"Yeah."
"And you called him a butthead." Ana states with disbelief displayed across her face and I nod again as I take a bite of my burger.
Ana huffs. "You get to spend time with a guy that has probably the deepest, most sexiest voice you've ever heard," I nod. "Who has the nicest brown hair."
I nod again. "And the prettiest green eyes you'll ever see," Another nod. "And you call him a butthead!" She exclaims and I nod.
"Reah Raggy." I say in my Scooby-Doo impression and take another bite of my burger.
Ana's face just shows shock. "I seriously can't believe you did that."
"Yee-up. I did so. I did that. Mm-hmm." I giggle and put down my burger in favour of a sip from my strawberry milk.
Ana shakes her head and Sebastian just laughs as he pats her shoulder. "Only Artemis Pierce would do something like this, you know that." He tells her and Ana sighs.
"I know. But damn, she never sees a guy," Ana narrows her eyes at me. "How do you do that?"
"Do what?" I ask as I cast her a quick glance before checking Instagram on my phone. Damn. My banners got a huge amount of likes.
"Manage to ignore the beauty of man." Ana fans herself.
I shrug. "Just because they're good looking, doesn't mean they're attractive."
Ana presses her lips together for a second. "Huh. You're not wrong." She states.
"I never am."
She rolls her eyes at my answer.
I sigh when I remember that I have to see Elliot again after school. "I'm a bit put off by his animosity, I must say." I mention as I glance over to where Elliot is sitting.
He doesn't have many friends from what I've noticed, he sits with two people who I can only assume are his friends judging from how they're laughing and messing around.
"Why do you speak like a professor at the most random of times?" Sebastian asks and I just shrug.
"I just feel like it sometimes." I tell him and I finish off my burger.
