A man picks up a girl (I'm a man)
He takes her home (I'm a man)
He has sex with her (I'm a man)
She whispers in his ear IM A MAN (in a deep voice)
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A women goes to the bank to drop off a deposit a burglar shoots her three time. Months later she has 3 kids. 5 years later the first kid said "mama I pooped a bullet. The second kid said "mom I pooped a bullet". The third one came up laughing saying "I was jerking and I shot the dog"
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