suckmyass2017: are they really that unobservant?
malfoyyy: rich parents tend to be.
suckmyass2017: #1stworldproblems 👊👊
malfoyyy: neglectful parents is the same
suckmyass2017: yeah but do you need parents when you have half a mil in your piggy bank by the time you're 3
malfoyyy: money can buy happiness but it can't buy enough therapy to get rid of childhood trauma 😔👊
suckmyass2017: childhood trauma: the sadly very universal experience
malfoyyy: well you're a sex worker, there's NO way you have childhood trauma or daddy issues (sarcasm)
suckmyass2017: well my biological parents were murdered by some evil wizard guy and I got adopted by a former teacher at "hoggy warty hogwarts" who moved to America finally this year. that count as trauma?
malfoyyy: who?
suckmyass2017: nunya.
malfoyyy: nunya? Nunya who?
suckmyass2017: nunya business.
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FanfictionNO FUJOSHIS OR YAOI LOVERS ALLOWED Harry was an 18yo camera whore growing quickly in popularity in the gay crowd. Draco was an 18yo readying himself to become the head of the Malfoy Household. American!Harry au that's like a few years later so that...