Celeste: So you said you're Satan, right?
Byakuya: Yes
Celeste: Then why are there nine layers of hell?
Byakuya: Idk cuz I like the number nine?
Celeste: Why not 9,000?
Byakuya: I can't look after that!!
Celeste: Then hire someone to do it for you
Byakuya: I'm Satan! I have trust issues!!
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