Dwight felt all but relief when he finally saw both feng and david come back safe and sound from the latest trial, well for david there was a few tweaks in his body that Claudette could look at, but alas nothing major.
He got himself up from the log he sat at and went up to greet them.
"Hey feng..." dwight scratched the back of his head as he lifted one hand up in the most awkwardest greet ever he turned his head to the right as he saw the holy trinity in all its glory "hey david" dwight didn't know if he wanted to punch that guy in the face or what.
But even if dwight did that he would instantly lose from his out of shape body. So dwight did what he knew best.
"Well I'm very proud of you feng for going back to get david, that was a very brave thing to do" he smiled a bit but all feng did was roll her eyes at the cheap attempt of leadership.Feng shrugged and walked away from the idiot and the coward, she was practically done with those two. She sat down next to nea and rambled underneath her breath about something.
"Well is there anything you want to say to me?" David chuckled a bit as he saw Dwight's expression harden at the sight of him.
"oh I have quite a bit to say you absolute idiot, first of all don't ever go after the huntress and distract her like that, you could have gotten seriously hurt! I swear you do this every trial and it stresses the whole team when you finally get left on the hook and the gate is already open! So stop being a idiot and picking fights you can't win, You understand?" Again dwight did this thing were he sounded either like a mom or a dad, to be fair he acted a bit of both.
David laughed at dwight,"ay.. dwig" david went close to meet dwight's face, considering the leader was a short man, "listen.. I don't care" dwight happened to cringed at dwig and be pissed off at the same time by david, either way all dwight wanted to do was punch david, but again he couldn't do that out of fear of getting his ass beat.
Dwight just watched as david walked away into his tent, he felt a hidden anger vore him
You know what? Fuck it
Dwight's impluse got the best of him, he didn't know why but he really hated David. No matter how hard he tried he somehow found away to get mad at the guy.
Dwight made his way to the tent and opened the sleeve of it with much less force of stick, his way of trying to be irritating wasn't working and he was aware. He walked in angry and had no idea what to say, he was only greeted with awkward eye contact with his camper.
Better make the best of this mess he thought, he began to try to keep his brief anger present "listen here buckaroo, I don't like how reckless you are" he started feeling the rhythm of his speech "if you keep acting like a f-fucking dumbass then you'll get hurt"
Dwight hated for sounding to concerned though he was also self aware that he stuttered on a nono word and got the tiniest embarrassed.It was silent and it felt like that for what seemed 3 seconds. Dwight could tell from David's expression that he was amused without a doubt and he really hated that he did, it angered him that he just never cared.
"You don't care do you? You wanna be a idiot? Fine! Go off! but whatever you do is none of my business anymore" Dwight thought that's what he really felt but it wasn't true, none of it was.
He would naturally forgive David and treat him like a poor wee stinky old hobo off the streets and care about his actions sooner or later.
But for now, not anytime sooner will he forgive him, he left the tent with out getting any of David's input but he wished he had the satisfaction.
"He's a dick, huh?" Dwight jumped spinning around to meet with Jake who was leaning against a tree near David's tent.He was comfortably relaxed on it even if the bark looked like really gross hardened poop. Dwight's expression changed and grew soft, he grew a little bit more fond of Jake now, seeing him much less of a pee pee face then he used to be.
"ahh Jake, didn't expect you to be the type to ease drop" Jake cracked a smile and got up to eye level with Dwight,
"What can I say? You're pretty loud when ur angry" kind of cute too, wait no.Dwight looked away, his expression changing to something extremely readable, it was coated with such tiny pecks of anger. especially his body language, foot tapping on the floor, arms hugging around his body. Jake questioned how much Dwight hated David in that moment.
Jake wasn't sure what to say, he knew Dwight was upset if that wasn't obvious enough but how could be manage to make him just a tiny bit happy?
Jake didn't exactly know how the guy ticked, instead Jake did what any high school kid would do when there was a result in drama. Jake placed his hand on Dwight's shoulder snapping his attention back to him, which was nice, he liked attention.
"You should fight him" he said fully aware of how Dwight turned completely white "W-what?" If Dwight didn't know any better he would've shitted himself right then and there.
Dwight wasn't even sure if Jake was being serious or not. But Jake kept the same expression which scared Dwight even more. "Yeah pussy you heard correctly" Jake made a shit eating at Dwight, the type of from that send such chills and amounts of horror to your body but also in some weird way be nice as well
"Ahh no" Dwight put jakes hand off him shaking his head "I'd loose" it was sad admitting it but it was 100% true
"Yes I know" Jake smiled at Dwight again loving how the man could be so truthful
"But he might respect you afterwards". He didn't know why but he really wanted to see Dwight fight David.Dwight thought for a minute, wondering how true that was. Jake wasn't wrong, infact no bullshit from his end. David liked fights and that's what took him to his happy place. Remarkably David never fought any of the campers which maybe that was why he picked rounds with the killers instead.
Dwight shook his head again but started considering it "i'll think about it, but most likely no because I'm not stupid" Jake made a over the top sigh as if he wanted to see Dwight rumble with David (he obviously did) but Dwight chosen to believe it was a joke. "Uhh okay..well I'm going to bed Jake" he was a about to leave until he felt Jake grip on him again, he turned around- eyes meeting each other "let me sleep with you" Dwight's exe stopped working at that moment, he captured the way Jake looked so perfectly in that moment; he was tired and had this really deep voice suddenly. Yet it had a spice of something sweet. Dwight felt himself freeze, almost like a deer. He suddenly felt things, like heat forming on his cheeks.
Jake noticed Dwight's surprise and instantly broke his grip and got mad at himself for saying that "ahaha i'm just joshing you," he heard Dwight nervously laugh and Jake wanted to die "do you um.. want to?" Dwight said pointing to his tent "i-i know you don't really sleep comfortably, and well.. mines cozy as long as you sleep far far away from me" he awkwardly smiled at Jake hoping for a answer, Jake was quiet looking at Dwight then the tent.
He nodded not saying a word but screaming on the inside, he eventually followed Dwight into his tent and was greeted with fabrics a pon fabrics plastered on the ground "damn." He whispered which gripped Dwight's attention,Jake didn't know why, but somehow he was suddenly nervous by Dwight "you can sleep anywhere I don't mind" he yawned and flopped on the ground greeting himself to his collection of blankets.
Jake kinda stood there watching Dwight get comfortable then smiled restlessly again I'm definitely not even crushing right now he assured himself and plopped himself next to Dwight, he could feel his buddy heat but he prefered not to look at him. Jake's back met up with Dwight's back. And if anything it made Jake not sleep that entire night.
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Fanfictionjake and dwight never really got along, well, when it came to surviving that is, they had their fair share of really odd 'arguments' or if that's how they wanna call them to the bitter least.