Cara x Alexis (Lara)

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by ILIKEDOGS23

by ILIKEDOGS23

*Third Person POV*

It was a cold dark Wednesday night and Cara's fat rabbit had just committed scooter ankle. The whole house was shaking from the smelly toxins of aids protruding out of the rabbit's penis. Cara was the most hurt out of all of this so she decided to take a walk around the neighborhood to get her mind off of all this. As she was walking she noticed a small female-like silhouette sitting on a bench. As she got closer to this silhouette she noticed that the girl was wearing Gucci flip flops, a Shane Dawson t-shirt, and Shrek pants. It seemed she was scrolling through Instagram with a kpop phone case.

Cara dabbled in kpop but was not really that interested to purchase any merchandise. While walking Cara looked around at her neighborhood and realized that she wasn't even in her neighborhood but inside of a tree. Since she never goes outside she forgot how to climb. Cara pulled out her phone to call her salty grandmother to help her get out of this really wet, slimy, and tall tree. The phone wasn't turning on and either one of two things happened.

1. The phone died
2. The government shut down my phone because they know the secrets.

Either way, the phone was not turning on and she could not contact anyone. The only person around was the girl sitting on the bench but we all know that asking a strange girl on the bench at 2 AM for help to get out of a tree is weird and embarrassing. Cara started thinking of ways to escape the tree while making a minimum of noise to not upset the neighbors. In the middle of coming up with a solution to her problem

*First Person POV*

"HEY BITCH"

I heard someone scream below my crusty ass feet. It was the girl...

"IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE IN A BIT OF A PICKLE.," she said.

"Yeah I am could you please help me down," I replied.

The girl laughed and blushed.

Cara slowly made her way down from the tree while tightly ;))) gripping onto the girl's hand.

"Thanks but I could've gotten out of the tree on my own because I am the h0ttest man ever," I said

"Yeah I noticed from the way you were dangling up there like a small infant," She said.

They both laughed and started to blush

"What's your name," I asked.

"Alexis" She replied

*Third Person POV*

Alexis and Cara both realized that there was something special between them like a h0tt spark. Cara proceeded to ask Alexis if she wanted to go behind that bush and let nature take its course. Alexis agreed and both of them went behind that bush but what happened I cannot say but legend has it that it was very very epic.