The Stories That Should Have Happened

*wave*

Hey.

Hi!

As usual, excited as fuck, huh Admin-san?

Well, indeed Kakashi! We're making a cool story!

Yeah, yeah. First off, how is everyone doing today?

Ooo yeah, how is everyone?

Thats nice to hear. I completely understand.

You didn't even look up from your book.

You didn't look up from your phone.

Oh well.

Anyways, here's a type of book I thought out. Admin-san will write for me, and I'll tell her what to say.

Its fun!

See, know how literally everyone who I loved and cherished died?

Thats... that's a bit dark for this book.

Whatever. Anyways, I was thinking, what if they were alive? And had their happy endings? I wanted to write what I think could have happened. What should have happened, precisely.

Yup. We'll be taking requests, if you want a special story about a happy ending.

I'll write, or tell the words to Admin-san about certain people you want together, a happy story, or whatever.

No gore, pain or sad stuff. No NSFW either, please.

I mean, I could say it well-

Shut up or I will slit your throat.

And there she is. So yeah. I'm gonna write one on the next page.

Mmmhmm, well I'll be writing and he'll be talking.

Lets get this bread.

For a man whos older then be by a lot, you're surprisingly good with memes, even if thats from November.

I'm the cool sensei, I have to be updated on this. Aren't Pink Boots Guy, Sasuke and Peter Griffin currently trending?

Yeah.

Oh and me and Admin-san will answer questions about anything you wanna know. So yeah. Okay lets go now.

Yeet them Akatsuki.