The Stories That Should Have Happened

*jakashi*

I made my Admin-san do this.

I assure you, I'm writing what he's saying. Apologies in advance.

See. I don't know how or when I got married. I'm a single man. Handsome, sexy, single man. Young as well.

I mean, you are like-

I'm not super old. Okay? Hint: Late twenties.

Yeah.
So anyways. There's this person-

MY FRIEND NahNohara

Not Rin. Rin is chill. Rin is with my boi  NahObito_ . My problem is... the Admin-san.

She's cool.

She's insane. Know why? Because she declared that me and her are married. Literally every time I even speak with her, she swoons like I'm married to her.

I'm not in this argument, by the
way.

Shut up. Did you know people from every where declare I'm married or in a romantic relationship in?

Oh yeah. That's weird. We've have at least ten people declare their love with Kakashi.

It's fucking weird. One I can understand due to that she's in a relationship with my alternate self so.

Really nice girl, by the way.

Yeah.  She's nice. Anyways, questions. I want to see the marriage certificate. I want to know what is up with my marriage. I want to know how I got married. Okay? I have many more too.

I think it's cute.

SHUT UP IT IS NOT CUTE ITS SCARY.

Tsk.

Yeah. And well. I like someone anyways.

Oh yeah I know who.

Of course you do your my admin and anyone else who does please no day thx.

I mean-

DARE SAY ANOTHER WORD I WILL KILL YOU.

Cruel! I won't.

Thanks.