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by Digimon8

by Digimon8

I DOWN OWN TWILIGHT, I ONLY OWN ROSABELLA!!

Edwards's POV:

Me:*Sitting on the couch, reading stuff on Egyptian mythology*

Emmett:*Walks in* Hey, bro. *Keeps walking*

Me: Wait.

Emmett:*Freezes, slowly turning around* Yes?

Me: What have you done to corrupt my daughters this time? You, Jasper, Benjamin, Renesmee, Rosabella, Rosalie, Jacob, heck, even Bella, has been sneaking out ever Wednesday. What have you been doing?

Emmett: Unmm......uhh... teaching them proper table manners?

Me: Now I know that's a lie! You eat like a starved gorilla, plus, we only go hunting every so often!

Emmett: Uhhh....*Sigh* In not getting out of this, am I?

Me: Nope.

Emmett:.....fine. Come on. *Leaves*

Me:*Follows*

Timeskip to Jacobs house

Emmett: Come on. *Walks in, opens a door under the carpet, and walks down* Coming*

Me:......*Follows*

Scene: Everyone around a table, the table is covered is dice, papers, pencils, and some random props. Rosabella is wearing a Robin Hood outfit with a purple crown, standing on the top of a chair, while everyone is on the floor in laughter

Rosabella: YES!! BOW BEFORE ME KINDA-MORTALS!! FEAR ME, THE KING-

Renesmee:*Whispers* -you're a girl-

Rosabella:*Whispers* thanks. -THE QUEEN OF EVERYTHING!! I SHALL MAKE YOU ALL SUFFER, WITH MY RIGHT HAND MAN-

Renesmee:-Im also a girl.

Rosabella:-RIGHT HAND GIRL, RENESMEE!!*Hands Renesmee smiley face sticker*

Renesmee: Why Thank you. *Stands on her chair as well* Id like to thank the academy-

Oh dear God. What has become of my daughters?

Part 2?