If y'all enjoy lemme know for a part 2!
Hunkydiddlydory
Jan 1st 4:10AM
Reader: I crave tea right about now
Hunk: Make sure it's right
Reader: The right way??
Hunk: The right way.
Reader: What's the right way?
Hunk: Read closely babes.
- Tea bag
-Water
-Sugar (If necessary)
- Milk (If necessary)
-Then the mug
Reader: The mug comes last?
Hunk: It's better that way.
Reader: Ah yes, Nothing can beat sipping tea off of the floor and swallowing a mug whole.
Space fam
April 22nd 3:15 PM
Reader: I fancy a holiday but I'm broke as heck
Pigeon: Same @(Y/N)
Lancealot: I can treat you to one
Papa space: Lance aren't you broke?
Lancealot: Yeah I'll go in debt buying the tickets and actually go to the Bermuda triangle and disappear forever. Can't worry about debt when hungry sea monsters are eating ya.
Reader: It's a plan.
Coran The gorgeous man.
March 21st 6:15 Am
Reader: Yo Coran you're awake. I don't have WIFI fancy finding out how many legs a cockroach has??
Coran: 6
Coran:...
Coran: Why?
Keithy bear
April 20th 1:17 AM
Keith: Any good conspiracies
Reader: The moon isn't made of cheese, it's being made into cheese by NASA and they're gonna send lactose intolerant people there to eat the cheese and die.
Keith: I'm sorry Kosmo stole your ice cream but don't be so aggressive.
(No offence lactose intolerant people, As one of your kind I was also oddly offended by this message. Even though I sent it.)
Takashi Shirogayne
June 9th 2:33 AM
Reader: If you change the meaning to the word change then you're technically no longer changing it
4 missed calls from Takashi Shirogayne
Shiro: (Y/N) are you ok please pick up I'm concerned
Shiro: (Y/N) please I'm scared
Reader: Sorry I got distracted by a sheep in my back garden, yeah I'm ok.
Reader: Though it did try to bite me.
Shiro: Oh ok
Shiro: Wait what?
YOU ARE READING
Voltron x Reader oneshots
FanfictionThe title says most of it, apart from the fact I lazily write these at 3AM.
