A/N: Hai hai sorry it's taken me a while to update this I'm not exactly the persistent type. But since I dont wanna do the schoolwork i thought i wold work on this book! Also im listining to Danganronpa music soooooo...
Real life Mel: I wasn't just another day today, this time Malik was out sick with the (gay) flue. All he could think about was Starlyn and apple sauce. Just thinking about apple sauce- I mean Starlyn he gets him soooo hard- *real life Malik slaps me*
Real life Malik: MEL CAN YOU SAVE THE SMUT TO YOUR OWN TWISTED FANTASY!!! I DONT LIKE STAR!!1!1!11!
Irl Mel: but yesterday you were saying that Star was your son and your his bid daddy!
Irl Malik: I never said I was his big daddy
Irl Mel: But you did call him your son, riiiiighhghhhhhtttt?
Irl Malik: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Irl Mel: WAKE YOUR LAZY GAY ASS UP BITCH!!!!!11!1!11!1
Irl Malik: *wakes up* whatever just get on with the story and stop procrastinating
Irl Mel: ya ya just shut up
Resume story....
NOW!!
A/N: I started this in the morning... it's 7:35 where I am and I'm just resuming it now... I get easily distracted don't ask
Malik's P.O.V
It was supposed to be a normal day... just like any other... but... but... this time something wasn't right.... what... what is this... feeling? What is happening to my body? I feel... hot...
Malik: Uggghhhh... I don't feel so good
Mel: Don die funeral bills are expensive
Alyssa and Mel didn't even look up from their phones and Star and Shay were to consumed in their intense game of 1 2 Switch. Finally Mel paused her game and looked at me.
Mel: you wanna go to the nurse or something?
Malik: no, I don't feel sick, I think...
Mel: You think? How do you feel? Just tell me dude
Malik: I don't know I just feel hot, and a little dizzy...
Mel: ohhhhhh that's probably the aphrodisiacs I put in your applesauce
Malik: what's aphrodisiacs?
Mel: are you dumb?! First that honers kid not knowing what pessimist means and now you don't know what aphrodisiacs are?! God I'm surrounded by idiots...
Malik: just tell me and stop complaining
Mel: Ok! So aphrodisiacs are basically viagra. They make you horny!
Malik: ONE: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET APHRODISIACS?! AND 2: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PUT THEM IN MY APPLESAUCE?!!??!?????111!?!1??
Mel: immmmmm kiiiiidddiiinnnggggg i didnt put aphrodisiacs in you applesauce...
Malik: ok good
Mel: I put it in your milk
Malik: f u c k y o u
Mel: fuck Star!
Star: Fuck me!
Shay: fuck Alyssa
Alyssa: Ah! Fuck Shay
----------------------timeskip brought to you by a massive orgy--RL Malik: WAIT WHAT-------------------
next/ 7th /last period
Malik P.O.V
Stupid Mel, stupid Star, stupid friends, stupid feelings!!! Ugh! what is this feeling... it happens every time I look at Star... spending time with him is so much fun... am I... gay?
Mr. Conners: Malik you said all of that out loud...
Malik: FUCK-
Star P.O.V
Star: (to Shay and Alyssa) Maliks hot
Shay: (to Alyssa) you got that?
Alyssa: y u p
A/N: hai umm I sorry these chapters are slow on updates and that they are so short but like im not productive. Take the fact that I started to make this chapeter last week and im now in math class finishing it... a whole week later... and its short... oof
YOU ARE READING
It's just a prank bro
FanfictionSo there's a running joke between my friend group where my friends Malik and Star (Starlyn) are gay for each other and now they will hate me
