Jeice x Reader/Mystery Man

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(E/n)=Earth name
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Wow...
Look at you,(Y/n).Being all up in their faces,only to go back to miss goody two shoes.
How pathetic.
I'd be surprised if you actually make one of them your little pal,before you do something weird again and they finally kick you out.
How much longer can you last?Another hour?A day?A week at most.
Your fate rests in your hands.Im waiting for you...
(E/n)

You jolted upright and groaned.The sounds of laughter and sizzling rang through the hall as you slowly stood up with bags under your eyes.You noticed that you were lying on the floor with a creased ruby blanket dropped on the ground.
I don't remember putting that there...How odd.
You clawed your hand through your tangled hair and walked into the kitchen.
"Hey,look.Little miss sleepyhead is finally up."Jeice teased,not bothering to look up at you from his action comic.You held your tongue from barking back at him and pulled out a chair next to him.
"Oh,not even bothering with going to make a comeback?You gotta be super tired (Y/n)."Burter glanced at you worridly.You clicked your tongue.
"Yeah,cool.What's for breakfast?"
"More like brunch.You haven't even begun your training and you're already worn out!Are you sure that you're fit for this?"Guildo crossed his tiny arms.
"You promised that we wouldn't bring that subject up again,so shut it or I'll slit your neck,if you even have one."
"Woah,someone's moody."Jeice nudged you with his elbow."Is it that time of the month already?"

"You two idiots,silence!Honestly,can't you go anywhere without causing a fight,(Y/n)?And you,leave her alone already Jeice.She's had a bad enough experience with Guildo."Ginyu thundered with his back facing the group.Jeice gulped.
"Yes Sir..."
Racoome quietly laughed and leaned in closer to you.
"Isn't it odd how quickly Jeice can become afraid,yet he acts so stroppy and full of himself?He's like that naughty kid in class that you'd never want to meet.You should take notes,you never know when they might come in handy."
"Yeah,your right there,Racoome."You rolled your eyes to the red man who was engaged in his manga."I sure will."

"Food's ready!"Ginyu sang and placed dishes of Heaven on the table.
"Why did you cook so much,Ginyu?Theres only six of us so..."
He winked at you.
"You'd be surprised at how much my men eat.Their stomachs are just neverending pits,though I'm not much different.We aren't humans like you so just think how different we are."
You looked back at the steaming rice,strong smelling sushi,the heaps of noodles and juicy beef chops.

"Well,what are you waiting for,eh?Dish up!"Ginyu announced and took a seat while the men squabbled and charged for all the dishes.You reached for a chop but was immediately pushed back into your chair.
"You boys,settle down and be fair!"You puffed your cheeks and leaned back with crossed arms like a spoiled child who never got what they wanted.
"Don't mind us,(Y/n).Just take what you can before there's nothing left.Honestly,if you were here longer then you would know how to survive living with us."Burter smirked and slurped his food.You stared in shock at how much all the men were eating,so fast too.

You turned to Racoome.
"Hey,buddy.Could you spare me some food?"He frowned.
"Sorry (Y/n) but I can't.I don't even have that much myself,sorry."He apologised again and began to wolf his food down.
You practically have a mountain on your plate!Men are such greedy pigs...This is why I always hang around on my own!
"Looks like someone's desperate for this?"Jeice grabbed his chopsticks and placed a nigiri on your plate.
"Jeice,that's so nice of you,thanks."You gently smiled in admiration.
"No problem,anything for a friend."He flashed a smile,showing a set of pearly white teeth.

You fiddled with the wooden sticks,picked up the delicate and hesitantly placed it in your mouth,expecting it to taste horrible.But to your surprise,it was the opposite.Jeice snickered and you looked at him in confusion while you chewed.
"Wow,Ginyu these are the best!They taste like Heaven!They taste like...Like..."
You widened your eyes in alarm.
"Like fire!"You put a hand over your flaming mouth and desperately scanned the table for water,at least some kind of aid to cure your situation,smashing plates in the process.
"(Y/n),what the hell are you doing?"Burter screeched.
"Jeice,what did you do?!"Your voice was muffled so he could only just make out what you were saying.
"What do you think,lil' girl?"He searched through his glove and pulled out a tube."I put wasabi sauce onto your meal,that's what!Shows you what happens when your oversleep in this house!"He laughed in victory but was cut silent when your snatched the packet out of his hand and quickly squeezed it into his mouth while you had the chance.
You both ended up slamming your fists on the table,holding your noses and attempting to hit eachother while failing miserably.