rich: i went to school with my drug dealer guys
connor: i have no idea why my mom one day decided "let's go move to america and we're moving to the middle of nowhere, yeehaw texas"
rich: your family sticks out a lot because you, your mom, and your brothers are italian, and then your stepdad and your younger stepbrother are british, and spencer is australian? and then donovan lives with you and he's irish, right???
connor: my family is weird. anyway, back on small towns. i equally hate this place but like it better than big cities.
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