First Day

26 0 2
                                    

(I'm just gonna call Windows XP Sound Effect XP-Chan bc I'm not typing it out 50,000 times owo)

"Wake up XP! It's your first day of school!"
I woke up to my mom yelling my name.
"wait wOt hECc" I quickly jump out of bed "I'm gonna be late!!!!! " I say to myself.
I quickly take a shower, brush my teyh, then throw on my uniform.
I run downstairs and pick up the taost my mother prepared for me in my mouth because owo kawaii anime girl and put on my backpack.
I yEET myself out of the door and start running to school.
I finally make it only a few minutes before the bell rings, I reach my locker and put my backpack inside, I check the schedule the school sent me and it says I have history first, so I grab my history text book and then run to history.
A few seconds after I sit down the bell rings, and everyone who wasn't already here comes in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
"Hello class, I will be your teacher, Miss Microwave."
"We have a new student this year, please introduce yourself, I don't actually fucking care, I'm just doing this so I can get paid"
I stand up and walk to the front of the class
"U-uhm hi, my name is XP-Chan, I transfered here from hell, AKA The MKDM Amino Main Chat. Ive also never been to a real school! So uuHUU ya!"
"K sit down now"
"So we gonna be doing some learning or some shit lol take out ur history text books"

~After Class~

I walk through the hallways, not really knowing where I'm going, just thinking to myself.
"Public school is weird" I think
While in the middle of my thoughts I accidentally run into someone, dropping my textbook.
"O-oh! I'm So Sorr-
I look up and see...
a hAWT anime boi OwO!!!!
"I um uhhhhh"
"Oh, it's okay,  here ill help."
He bends over and grabs my histary book
"My name is Tank-Kun, I sit behind you in history, so you're new, huh?
"I uhhhh- ya!"
I'm probably blushing like crazy rn oof
"Well I hope you enjoy your stay here!"
"It is a pretty big scool though, do you want me to give you a tour?"
"OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG HAWT ANIME SENDAI WANTS TO GIVE ME A TOURRRR AhHHahhahahHHahAAHAAhhah"
"Oh um sure!"
"Cool! How about at lunch?"
"Sure! owo"
"Ok! See you then!"
He walks away (wOOw cOOl)
I stand there in silence
"OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE A HAWT ANIME BOI TALKEFD TO ME I'MMA GET A NOSEBLEED OWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOOWOWOWO"
*fucking dies*

Sorry it's short I'm lazy and wanna die
I'll make more soon

Tank x Windows XP Sound Effect UwUWhere stories live. Discover now