As you wake up you realize that its 2:03pm and school starts at 7:45am. At this point there is absolutely no point of going so you just stay in bed and watch youtube on your tv. You hear a notification from your phone and notice you have:
67 messages from My BabyB❤y🌴💕(AKA Alex)
38 missed calls from Mah Sistaaa🌍💕(AKA Leilani)
9 messages from Birthgiver🌻❤(AKA Mom)
3 missed calls from Dumbass🖕🏽😂(AKA Carlos)
16 messages from Sisterz BF🍍💛 (AKA Giovanny)
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Instagram:
Blesiv just posted a new photo
Your post has over 843,000 likes
Leilaniii1 just started a livestream
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You facetime Leilani and she picks up.
L: Why werent you at school today???
Y: Well I did wake up literally like 5 minutes ago soooo
L: Alex and Gio are with me we are on our way to your house.
Y: Okay also could you pick up some Starbucks?
L: Okay, ALEX PULL UP TO A STARBUCKS YOUR GIRLFRIEND WANT SUM TO DRINK!
A: Im literally 2 feet away from you God Damn.
L: Well maybe you deaf idk.
Y: Do you know what i want? I want a-
L: Caramel Frappé with extra whipped cream because you always complain that there isnt enough and with almond milk because your lactose intalerant. Also, ask for their mini chocolate chips spinkled on top because you love the chocolate chips there.
G: How the fuck do you remember that?
Y: Probably because i facetime her almost everytime i eat and check my Socials Gio. Man you need to step up your game!
G: I dont stalk people sorry!
A: Well i half knew that.
G: Cause shes your girlfriend!!
L: That knew her for 2 days? Yea just face it your actually slow Gio.
G: Then why are you dating me if Im so slow? Huh?
L: Cause your cute.
G: Why thank you🤣
Y: Well cya in a few.
Everyone: Okay love you!
Y: Ily too!
*hangs up*
Y: Why the fuck my stomach hurt so much like chill carl! Fuck! You know what Angel maybe you should go downstairs and make yourself a sandwich! Yea ima go make a sandwich.
You walk downstairs and hear the doorbell ring. You open the door and see your sister from another mister, your boyfriend, and your sister from another misters boyfriend.
Y: Hey waddup fam!
Everyone: Waddup Fam!
Y: Gio, Alex, do you mind if I talk to Leilani alone for a second?
G&A: No take your time!
Y: Okay thanks.
The boys walk away to the couch and turn on the sports channel.
L: Angel, whats wrong.
Y: I think that im fucking pregnant.
L: What how?!?!
Y: Ya see when boy puts his pee pee in a girls vee vee....
L: Angel! I mean when did you have sex with anyone.
Y: MeandAlexhadsexonthefirstdayback
fromschoolinastall!
L: So my bsf did the monkey dance in a stall on the first day of school.
