The Livid Lunchlady

Boiling Over

A year has gone by. Our favorite seventh graders are now a grade higher, sitting in lunch with each other. Seems like a normal day, with boys laughing at each other, girls whispering to each other, and non-conforming students eating their lunches alone. They hadn't thought much about buying their usual pizzas, patties, and parm. 

We pan in on Andronquesha, peacefully eating his pizza with his friends at his table. Out of the corner of his eye, he sees a LIVID LUNCH LADY hobbling violently through the other students as they bought their lunches.

"WHO FLIPPED MY PIZZA?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?" She roared, slamming the pan of freshly baked cheesy circle on Andronquesha's head! His vision blurs as a large bump forms on his forehead, and he drops to the ground, his face still petrified.

The cafeteria was silent. Pan on Johnny, a bead of sweat dripping down his still face, his mouth twitching mid chew. After getting away with accidentally leaking the K-Proxy code, Johnny was not about to risk his newest secret getting out: he was the one that flipped the pizza! 

"I think it was Wilfredo!" He cries, pointing to the Russian boy, how didn't even have a slice of pizza on his plate.

"RAWR!!!!" The lunch lady cries, grabbing him by the neck and shaking him. However, with her super secret pizza-flipping powers, she was able to tell immediately it was not Wilfredo who flipped the pizza, and she put him back down.

"WHO?!?!?!" She repeated, Johnny now silent. 

"IT WAS LILLY!" Someone cried from in the crowd. Lilly almost spit out her Juicy Juice.

"WHAT?! IT WASN'T ME!!!" Lilly cries.

"Prove it!" The Lunch Lady yells with wrath.

"I'm vegan!" Lilly responds. The Lunch Lady, enraged, starts flinging pizzas to everybody like frisbees, cutting into their flesh.

"JUICIES! UNITE!" Caroline cries, pulling off her shirt to reveal she was a Juicy Juice Splasher! Sarah did the same, revealing a Juicy Juice Ice Pop! And Lilly, the leader, was a classic Juicy Juice.

They battled the Lunch Lady, spraying healing Juicy Juice to the crowd.