The Juicies were neck to neck with the lunch lady, who was beginning to grow weaker as she began to run out of pizzas.
"ARRGRGH" growled the lunch lady "WHY CANT YOU BE CAUGHT ALREADY!??!?"
"I'm going to have to call for backup, Fran and Linda, get over here STAT" the lunch lady scowled into her walkie-talkie.
Meanwhile, the Juicies were winning the fight effortlessly. They were aiding to the kids who'd gotten injured from the sharp dough. Until backup came.
Within an instant, Fran and Linda started spraying condiments at them. Bottles of mustard, mayo and ketchup blasted around the cafeteria, leaving the room looking like a rough night at Dimitri's Diner.
But they were no match for the Juicies, who began platooning Juicy-Juice at the lunch ladies. They fell back in loss. "AAAaaa" they moaned "WE'VE LOST!"
"But not yet" cried Fran, who spewed the last drop of mayo right at Lilly's mouth.
"NOoOOOOoO" screamed Lilly, who had the mayo dripping in her mouth "IM VEGAn!"
"LILLY!" Caroline and Sarah screamed, they'd just lost a valuable team member, all to the egg-like condiment. Lilly sprawled on the ground, shaking like crazy before muttering the words "Peta don't @ me".
"Take that, losers" laughed the lunch lady. Who despite her position on the ground, still managed to bat an insult.
"No, we can't lose to them, we've got one more try!" cried Sarah, as she grabbed Aidan-Chu into her hands. She held him in the position of a Nerf Gun Elite and said the magic words "NARUTO NARUTO, MANGA EH. POKEMON POKEMON ANIME GAY!!!!"
Within an instant, Aidan-Chu spewed out all his anime information at them, before making a Naruto run straight for the lunch ladies. The lunch ladies immediately blew away, flying out of the lunchroom window and into the clouds.
"WE DID IT" cried Caroline and Sarah
"Now let's wake Lilly up" said Caroline, as she pushed Lilly up from her death
"What happened?" muttered Lilly, who was unaware that she just had an unvegan condiment in her.
"We defeated the lunch ladies!" chimed the girls "Now let's celebrate"
All the students partied in the lunchroom before the bell rang for them to go back to class. But one student remained.
And he flipped the parmesan cheese cap.
YOU ARE READING
The Livid Lunchlady
ActionPizzas are thrown; condiments are sprayed; and the caps of abandoned Parmesan cheese fall to the feet of students. But will happen when the lunch lady fights back?
