(Salems diary)
Bacon is good. Bacon is neat. Bacon is my favorite tasty treat. I hate Sally. Sally's my owner. Sally is stupid. Idc that that doesn't rhyme. Yeah. The names Salem. I'm a talking cat. If you haven't noticed, I'm pretty good in the ol noggin too. I love peanut butter. Bacons better though. I'm an all black cat. I like it that way. One time my owner spray painted me purple to get back at me for running her dress. Boy was that a trip. I'm really craving some bacon. Brb.
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A weekend in the eyes of Salem.
Short StorySalem is my cat. Salem has a bat. When Salem has a bat, I want to cover my head with a hat Salem is an abusive cat.
