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"I'm home!"
"Great. You're damn here. Ya got into trouble again?"
"No..I did not"
"Well isn't that surprising"
"You better cut it out RyuJin-ah. You're a criminal too y'know"
"Well of course I am but unlike me I never get caught"
"Yeah well something weird happened today"
"And what is this weird thing that happened?"
"I met SeokJin, my childhood friend. You weren't born at the time so you don't know him"
"Uhuh, childhood 'friend'. What's so weird about this guy anyways?"
"It'll only be between the two of us and not anyone else got it?"
"Yeah yeah whatever you say bro now continue what you're about to say next"
"So his face was badly damaged by a fuckin' car accident which this stupid driver I guess the dude was drunk so he drove in the wrong road and his mother died in the car accident"
"Oh my gosh, condolences. So, what happened to his face?"
"We got him to this scientist and was able to put his face back to normal but except his face is made of metal now"
"What do you mean made of metal?"
"He is a humanoid-robot"
"He is a what now?"
"A humanoid-robot, now please don't freak out he didn't harm me or anything but I was just saddened to see him"
"Wow, saddened"
"Cut it out or I will really-"
"Really what?"
"Ugh, nevermind"
"Hahahaha you. can't. do. anything. bout. it."
"Aish!! Anyways I think might've hurt him"
"You always hurt people though"
"WELL THAT ISN'T HELPIN' ISN'T IT??"
"Hehe it isn't, can't you just go somewhere else right now?"
"Uhmm why???"
"Cause I want my privacy"
"Yeah privacy in getting more boys to damn fuck you"
"Shut the fuck up now get out the damn house"
"You. Are. The. Worst. Sister. Ever."
"I already am ever since I was born"
"True, now bye, dicksucker"
"Bye, gayshit"
Taehyung got out of the house after that long "conversation" with his sister. He bursted into laughter after replaying the convo he just had with his sister a while ago.
He walked to his favorite alley which is Hae-Jangguk Alley. While walking with his eyes focused on the ground, he bumped into a person which was Kim NamJoon. He is a good friend of SeokJin.
"Ah, Namjoon!"
"Taehyung-ah? Long time no see"
"Yeah, how are you right now?"
"Good, you?"
"Great I guess"
"Where are you going anyways?"
"To my favorite alley. Why'd you ask?"
"Just wondering. Well I have to go now, jalga!"
"Ah, jalga Namjoon-ah!"
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