Dirty would you rather Detroit Become Human

Characters, and 1

I might add female ones in the future but for now,
Ralph, Jerry, Connor, RK900(Conan), Gayvin(yes, Gayvin), Rupert, Daniel, Elijah, Simon, and Markus exist.
Well, without further ado, let's do this.

Would you rather...
1. Lose your V-Card to Elijah
Or
2. "Accidentally" walk in on Markus Masturbating