((NEEDS A LOT OF EDITING)) We Don't Even Have To Try - Larry, Ziam and Nosh AU

Last Friday Night

Niall -

Ugh, hangover alert.

I rolled over, shielding my eyes from the sunlight streaming through my dorm windows.

"Ahhhh!" I yelled reeling back, and landing with a thud on my floor.

A person. A naked person.

Oh no, I was naked too.

What went on last night?

I slid some boxers on, before lifting the guy up and dumping him outside... in the corridor... naked... oh well.

He was cute, but not cute enough to stay.

I headed to the pill cupboard for some nurofen, damn my head hurt.

I tipped the pills down my throat, glancing at my friends, Justin and Ed's sleeping figures.

Then I nearly choked when I remembered what today was. Learning block 3 camp starts!!! In other words, the boys needed to GTFU (get the fuck up) and start packing with me.

I jumped on Justin and started singing 'Baby' by Bustin Jieber in his ear.

He grumbled something unintelligable and hit me with a pillow before opening his eyes.

"Camp bus leaves in an hour Ju! It's 2:30 pm! Get up and pack idiot!!" I said.

His eyes widened and I moved off him switching on the radio, before jumping on Ed and singing along to the song on the radio.

"There's a stranger in my bed,

There's a pounding in my head

Glitter all over the room

Pink flamingos in the pool

I smell like a minibar

DJ's passed out in the yard

Barbie's on the barbeque

There's a hickey or a bruise!"

Ah Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F) by Paty Kerry!

Hickeys!! Do I have any?! No? Thank god. How ironic was that song? Lol, today is Saturday. Ha!

In the meantime Ed had woken up and wiggled from under me, and then somehow sluggishly made his way to the pills. Haha he still looked stoned out of his mind.

"Oi Eddy, bus leaves in... 45! I would get a wiggle on if I was you?"

"Fuckshitwankdick!!" was his response.

I laughed loudly and continued packing my essentials. I was missing, wait... I'm not even dressed.

I ran to the closet and pulled out my USA tank top, my purple zip-up hoodie, my beige chinos and black supras. I grabbed my blue and green snapback and my neon pink sunnies also, before making a mad dash to the bathroom to get my comb.

All set. I ran the comb through my hair once, and chucked it in my suitcase before getting dressed.

Hmm checklist time...

Aha, aha, aha, ah-wait, do I have Linkin, my turtle teddy? Oh my god he was covered in yoghur- oh my god, sorry, dearest teddy, but YOU are staying here...

Ugh. Well, looks like I've got everything.

I zipped up my suitcase, smirking at the rushing lads blurring around the room.

Done!

"Bye lads!!" I called back to the boys as I trotted down the corridor and out to the awaiting buses.

Dorm 5 bus... dorm 5, dorm 5... here.

I stepped onto the big red bus and noticed I was the first one.

Then came Jus and Eddy. Then James Cowell, ugh. Big bully.

"Hey faggy, how many guys have a sore arse this morning?" He crooned. I scowled and his friends guffawed.

I was bisexual, not gay, but these bitches can't even get that through their thick skulls.

The bus slowly filled up and the driver eventually started up the engine.

As we started moving I realised I was so happy for camp, I was not gonna let anything bad happen. Or so I thought.

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Boring 1st I know!! I'm so sorry! I don't expect any votes on this, but ya know, If you want to o_O

xx J