Wattpad Rants (And other things)

ME IS MOVE TO AUSTRALIA

A/N: this is old! if you'd like to start reading less obnoxious chapters, please start from 'and she awakes from her slumber'!!

Welcome this book entry thingy or whatever...I see that you have followed my commands...

*Taps chin and squints eyes*

Anyway, this is a rant about the most hated thing in the world.

Life

Yes, THE life that is hated by everyone.

For starters,HOMEWORK!

Why does homework even exist? Is it some kind of torture method used in the olden days? I'm currently procrastinating my homework.

{Insert evil grin here}

My mom just told me that Australia doesn't have homework until High School! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!?! If I knew that earlier, I would've packed me things and move there since I was...6....?

I have three tests to study for, a pile of homework to do and the stress of getting an event done.

You see now, 7 kids will be chosen as a prefect and I, happened to be chosen as one of them! Yay!

Our first assignment was to create a Teacher's Day event (Which is next Monday).TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THIS. The kids at my school just make me wanna go to Hogwarts more than ever!

If I was in the Hunger Games with the kids at my school, that canon booming is music to my ears. (Unless it's my friends)

That REALLY doesn't making a report about the different types of governments and two countries that have that type of government any easier.

I went home at 4:00 p.m. because of a meeting about Teacher's Day.I had lots of homework and tests to study for.Most of it is due on Monday.

*Sob Sob Sob...*

My friend has MORE homework than me since he didn't finish his work in two subjects.

The next topic we're covering is...WAIT FOR IT... people

I think we all have something in common and it's our hate towards people.

We're like trolls who have never seen sunlight and live of social media, books and constant feel attacks.

Not...that... I'm one of them! I think...

People are SO rude! Most of the kids at my school are COMPLETE IDIOTS!

This one girl for example. Let's call her Obnoxia (Deprived from the word "Obnoxious) SHE IS SO OBNOXIOUS!

She acts like she's the queen of the world and acts like a stuck up princess! Just looking at her makes me want to strangle her alive!

She keeps on staring me like I'm a troll or something! (Which I am ;D)And get this! When I look at her she immediately says "WHAT?!"

Talk about rude!

She's, not to mention, A FLIPPING FIRST GRADER! I'M FLIPPING OLDER THAN HER! SHE EATS LIKE A TORTOISE WALKING!

SLOW

This OTHER person is a guy.Let's call him...Creepo (Deprived from the word "Creepy")

Look, I get it.You have a huge crush on me but siriusly?(Potterhead eh? *Wink*) I do not need you staring me 24/7! Obnoxia's staring is creepy enough so I do NOT need you to do the same thing!

Then there are perverts.Those dirty-minded pedophiles sitting in the darkness with his/her laptop thinking dirty thoughts.

1.No you do NOT have a sexy imagination.

2.That's me minus the creepy pedophile/pervert thing. ;D

These type of people NEED to be gone! Who's with me?!

No one?

-_-perverts...
AANNNDDD that's the end of the chapter! Sorry for the short chapter!
~le geek