*The Perfect Guy*

The perfect guy doesn't cheat or steal.

The perfect guy knows how to keep it real.

The perfect guy will tell no lies.

The perfect guy has amazing  eyes.

They hypnotize in a good way.

Making all the problems in the world disappear as soon as you stare into them.

He gets your attention.

Pulling you in a trance.

A trance full of romance and love.

Tears of joy all the time.

Never a big fight.

Only the small ones about who's watching what on Netflix or who's gonna take the dog out.

The perfect guy never says a discouraging word.

Always positive to keep those negative Nancy thoughts away.

He puts you at ease and doesn't care if you eat cheese or not.

Slaps your butt and says "wow, you're so hot"

The perfect guy will never call you out your name or

tell you to behave.

He will not strike you.

He will not ever fill you with fear.

The perfect guy will drink one or two beers then just relax and have a good buzz.

He won't get mad when you go out with the girls and have some fun.

Take you out to dates randomly and tell you he loves you on the daily.

Drives you crazy but in the Britney way.

Forgives your mistakes.

Takes the time to understand you.

He knows every inch of your skin every imperfection.

What makes you laugh and what makes you cry.

How your biggest fear is to die.

You cry on the floor wondering if he'll run out the door because he is scared.

Scared of how crazy you are.

The kind of crazy where you eat snacks in bed and dye your hair red.

Or when you stay up till 6:30 worrying about other people hurting.

But the perfect man won't.

He won't leave you.

He'll tell you you're crazy while kissing the top of your head.

He will never break your heart, only your bed.

He won't make your mascara run down your red stained cheeks.

The perfect guy will smear your lipstick while he's kissing you so deep. Deep in love. Your bodies fit perfect like a glove.

It's perfect.

It's real.

It's raw.

It's a dream