Perks of being an Indian teenager (Part 2)

Is beauty a trouble??

What looks on the outside may not always be true inside!!!! How many times have we heard those lines told.......

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' Gulabi ankhein jo meri dekhi, deewana har dil ho gaya.... Sambhalo kudko ho mere yaaro na na na naaa na na na na
I've got it all Jimmy choo and Manolo.... Prada Galliano can't get enough I want more and more.....Louis Vuitton......'

Just imagine romancing with the mirror just like Shanaya does in SOTY ......
But the thing is it's so damn economical...... Like in probably just Rs1,50,000 for a Louis Vuitton hand bag......
Ya ya beauty is that cheap ya know........

Nowadays beauty only means cosmetics, fair skin, surgeries and what not.....
Ok, I'm not gonna go all philosophical about how we have to accept our inner beauty bla bla bla

We're teenagers bro.... We want to outshine others....we want that extra attention from our crushes ...... Anddd we definitely wanna make other girls jealous showing off our glossy skin and stylish clothes.......😋😋
Don't blame us...... It's Evolution.....  (Now I don't wanna start about this theory, probably some other day)......

But don't you think girls ....looking pretty is one hell of a task......  Like ya natural beauty always works but there are some occasions where we just can't go with our pajamas on, cold cream and a hair knot........ I mean we just can't post a selfie on Instagram looking bakwaas dude .... Our so-called-friends will see them and judge us based on that..... (Omg!! There are ppl going on about 'Being real you'  n all that and here I'm writing so much shit..... Wah wah proud of myself  *obviously sarcasm*😂😂😂)

Here goes some hilarious troubles we face when we have to look HotShot&Glam.......

BAD HAIR DAY

My worst enemy is my hair and also all those girls with beautiful straight hair....
My hair was damn curly, frizzy and super long and then I cut it hoping it will look like Mithila ( the 'FilterCopy' girl)..... But what it turned out to be was Chidiya ka ghosla......😌😥😢

Basically, when I'm chilling at my house my hair will be so cute, curly, fun to play with and all...... When the time comes to flaunt it.... It will become so frizzy, all my baby hair suddenly becomes stubborn..... And ya that fucks up my mood too.......
And I so badly miss my long hair.....😢😢😓😥😣

Comment your bad hair day moments here?? 👉👉.  ......and give me the comfort of knowing someone goes through the same thing as me🙄😉😂

THE EYELINER KA JALAK.......
Girls favorite cosmetic must be an eyeliner.....  When it comes to me I can't step out of my house without eyeliner and kajal bcuz I fail to recognize myself and be like who's this in the mirror.......
But eyeliner is also the one which gives most most trouble......
HOW IN FREAKING HELL DO GIRLS GET A FRICKIN PERFECT WING IN JUST ONE STROKE???? Like seriously bro they're genius......
And the worst part is this badmash gives me more trouble while I'm late for college..... I've to wipe it all up and go just bare-eyed and suffer looking like I haven't slept last night.....

PIMPLES
How is that these pimples getta know exactly the right time to pop up...... Like when we have a family party we're excited for, or College ethnic day or....... 
I know how depressing it is..... Like really.....
Everyone just hates hates hates them but can't avoid it..... It's like having a super annoying friend follow you all around.....
And how much we spend on oil control, acne contorl, tears control, 'depression due to acne' contorl creams.........
So, it's not that easy ........

IS IT SIMPLE OR TOO OVERDONE
When it comes to clothes we feel like we have nothing to wear even when the whole wardrobe is starting at us right into the eye..... Bcuz we just can't wear what we wore for the last party......

First torn jeans, then cold sleeves, then shoulder offs, then jumpsuits..... How to keep up with the trends .......
Will this look slutty, is this too simple, or is that not suitable for this party...... Will Manik like it....It should look better than Shriya's........ Kya karoooon yaarrrrr.... These are those million thoughts that come before dressing up for a party........

Even now..... I've to go to my coaching class in half an hour and I'm still wondering what will I wear!!!!!

OUCHchhhhhh!

Beauty is such a pain in the ass I mean heels.......
Short girls are cute ...... That's nothing but a meme by 'Naughtyworld' page on Instagram.......
In real life that's not happening bro.....

Obviously I don't wanna look like a 12 year old dude......
Tadaaa!!! Problem solved but the catch is it's gonna leave you with a feeling that you are walking on thorns......

LIGHT AS WIND

How does it feel when you're friend calls you a stick???
Or when this random guy in college says "I always see you eating in canteen.....it's surprising......"
Like do you think I eat air or what......

First of all, when you think it's offensive to call someone fat.....then why is it not considered offensive
to call someone a 'stick'...... Ppl act as if they're complementing us when it's frickin not.......

And what is the counter cause of body shaming
People go on diets, spend lakhs on gyms, surgeries........ And ppl like me have to eat all those extra cholesterol which I hate to the core......  Just so that we can fit into the man-made 'Normal'

Beauty is such a trouble....... And the sad part is natural beauty isn't something appreciated in today's world........

In the world of Smile Pout Click....... It's really important to 'fit in' ya know.......
So, pls do comment your 'Beauty is such a trouble' moments .....

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Bu byeeee

Until next time.....