(this is all written in 3rd person)
today was good day. nice day. lucy happy. everyone happy. good day at school. but then, rahh! scream scream scream. oh no, it looks like the bad kid, natsu, scare lucy. lucy not happy. lucy frighten. lucy grab phone as weapon against bad kid.
lucy say she use it but bad kid said nah. lucy said she would again but bad kid said nah. lucy then t pose on bad kid and bad kid fall to ground. lucy kill people by t pose.
now, lucy t pose on people she don't like. everyone talk about her. lucy cool. cool lucy. everyone talk about lucy. lucy happy. she t pose in hall. everyone think she cool. they ask for hug. they ask for signature. but lucy say nah. lucy bad kid now. lucy like t pose.
but then, bad kid gray step in and he call his bud big chungus in and he try to beat lucy. but it okay, lucy just t pose.
i will take bad kid title said gray but lucy said nah.
gray get mad. he then call upon the sausage choking meeme and he try defeat lucy. but lucy t pose and do 👌 below her waist. gray fall to ground and everyone cheer.
lucy cool kid. lucy bad kid. now it lucy birthday and everyone talking. what did you get for lucy birthday someone asked someone. i got lucy a christian cross to thank her for her t pose.
lucy like all of her gifts and have a good day.
(btw this had nothing to do with smartphones just so you know)
