Oliver: *sits down at table*
Len: what the fuck is on your plate?
Oliver: dirt.
Piko: *pokes head in* t h e h e l l?
Oliver: shh *yeets fork into dirt*
Len: nO
Oliver: *chews dirt*
Oliver: I go outside, I smeel it A mysterious verb is in the air... I got an asthma fit This is so unfair but I’m outside in the air with the fresh air breathing in the fresh air This song was sponsored by Miracle Gro Tastes good, Jim! I gotta pay my bills tho Please buy soil at Lowes.com i’m lonely :( I go outside (It’s dark!) I touch the grass (It’s dark!) I eat the dirt (It’s dirt!) It’s dark outside (It’s dark!) Why don’t you retweet my tweet? You know that’d be real neat That dirt on your feet... Looks like a real treat! (Jim!) I might be a worm But at least my rhymes are firm They call me Earthworm Len …………………. yea Where’s my shovel? (It’s dark!) Shit I opened Skype and I can’t get it to stop (It’s dark!) GHOST and Aria are bullying Ponko! (It’s dirt!) It’s dark outside Give a standing ovation To every crustacean A worm? He’s an earthworm! A big boy worm! Take a munch of the good crumch! If it’s crunchy and good, it’s a good munch! If you have a good time it’s a good crumch! Think of a crumch: If it’s a munch, its good Is it possible? Can it happen? Can’t have the crumch without the munch It’s like a good relationship You don’t want an unhealthy crumch Buying 72,000 birds on Amazon Prime That’s cool! That’s cool! That’s cool! That’s cool! That’s cool! That’s cool! That’s cool! That’s cool! That’s cool! That’s cool! That’s cool! That’s cool! That’s cool! That’s cool! That’s cool! That’s cool! That’s cool! That’s cool! That’s cool! That’s cool! That’s cool! That’s cool! That’s cool! That’s cool! That’s pretty cool! Oi oi oi, break it up lads! It’s the official Ponko song! Ponko ponko! It’s dark outside! [gasps] LISTEN! … listen Do you hear it? Fortify the night, For the soil of the Gods Is in my veins, in my heart Nevermore, nevermore Shall you take what was mine For the soil of the Gods Is in the visceral remains Forever
Fukase: fUcK mE gEnTlY wItH a cHaInSaW
