YouTube with Kurt Hummel and Loki Laufeyson.

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Kurt- Hello future farmers and inmates!

Loki- Thor made me so this...

Kurt- So anyway today we are going to be doing...Loki what are we doing?

Loki- Apparently were discussing something...

Kurt-Oh, right. We are discussing the first thing that pops into our heads... say fashion. Loki will have to talk about it, not me, and we will keep doing it until we get bored and want to move on to something else... Anything else Loki?

Loki- Fashion? Really?

Kurt- Hey it's my thing. Don't judge.

Loki- Well I only have a couple of outfits.

Kurt- We will fix that later. I'm thinking a-

Loki- Shut up, mortal. I like green, ok? Is that enough?

Kurt- Green doesn't match your eyes or skin tone.

Loki- My eyes ARE green, idiot. And how can color match skin tone?

Kurt- Well, I just met you like 3 minutes ago. Oh, and you look like a gorilla... I've got nothing.

Loki- What does that even mean? You know what? I don't even care right now.

Kurt- Oh, so you're stupid too? What, are you from like another planet or something?

Loki- Yes, you idiot! Im from the realm of Asgard. And are all Midgardians this idiotic? If not, can I get a smarter one?

Kurt- Okayyyy, you look like an alien too. And Midgardians? Really? What the frig is that?

Loki- Someone from Midgard is a Midgardian. Honestly, Thor couldn't have gotten me a SMARTER mortal to talk to?

Kurt- Hey, It's not my fault I'm here. Some big blond dude dragged me here, and I'm missing my date with Blaine, I really need to see him. I'm leaving for NYC in like 6 months.

Loki- Yes, and the big blond dude is Thor. He's an idiot as well...

Kurt- Whatever. Can we move onto the challenge now? Thor took my phone and I can't talk to Blaine or plan weekend outfits, so let's get this over with...

Loki- Fine.

Kurt- Ok, I guess I'll go first. So ummmm first topic... Music. Speak.

Loki- Music? I've been in this realm 2 days and Thor only had me listen to one song. It really annoys me. I think it's called... What Makes You Beautiful.

Kurt- Oh, One Direction. Good choice, but anyway choose a topic...

Loki- Good choice? No. Topic? How would you feel about having one, self-appointed ruler? Keep in mind that I'm getting the position no matter what you answer.

Kurt- Umm... Ok, so you're self centered too? Oh, yay, another thing to add to the list. So, Ok. What I think is it would stink especially if it was you. We need a better "ruler" not a worse one... Proceed.

Loki- Self centered? Id go with incredibly smart and handsome. Besides, there is no one who'd make a better ruler then yours truly.

Kurt- Umm okay. I could think of many. Also, you just proved my point for me. So, new topic... Broadway!

Loki- The way of Broad? Never heard of it.

Kurt- (puts head in hands and shakes head) You've got to be kidding me.

Loki- No. Why would I kid you?

Kurt- Ok, never mind. Loki, just choose a topic so we can move on with our lives.

Loki- My oaf of a brother seems to be in one so, relationships.

Kurt- OH YEAH! Ok, so I have this boyfriend named Blaine who's supermegafoxyawesomehot! He's the cutest, hottest, sweetest, kindest, sexiest, big hearted person I've ever met! He's short, so a lot of people call him Hobbit, but I've promised never to call him that because I love him to death. I swear, I would die for him. Oh god I love him so much. He coats his hair in gel every day. Honestly I like his hair better without the gel. It's curly-

Loki- SHUT UP!!! Honestly, I don't see why mortals define themselves with relationships. Also I expected you to start sobbing and saying something along the lines of "Ill never find love!" I'm pretty sure we are done now so... LEAVE MY PRESENCE!!

Kurt- YEAH! I CAN GO SEE MY BLAINE!!! <3 (hugs Loki and leaves)

Loki- (looks directly into camera, unamused) Mortals...

Btw I wrote the Loki lines and whatdoyouwantfromme7. wrote Kurt's lines. Hope you enjoyed!