I went to the grocery store the other day. When I got in line to pay, the lady in front of me said I looked like her deceased daughter whom she never said goodbye to. She asked if she could say goodbye to me in her daughter's place. I agreed.
She gathered her bags and walked out saying,"Goodbye, my child!" I waved goodbye and put my items on the conveyor belt. I looked at the price of everything and my eyes nearly popped out. I told the clerk I only bought a few items.
He said, "That lady said her daughter will pay for her groceries. "
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