Sex ain't better than love

From the beginning

My name is Dalvin and I'm 26 years old I have a wife and a son but I want to tell you my story from the beginning,

1991

Me: yo man you see that girl over there

Devente: who the one in baggy clothes

Me: yeah her

Devent: shawty looking cool

Me: how much you wanna bet I can get in them panties

Devente: shit I bet you five dollars you can't get that

Me: alright nigga

* I get up put my mackdaddy on and walked over to her *

Me: so pretty lady how are you doing tonight

: uh huh nigga bye

Me: nah wait can you please spare me a minute of your time please

: fines

Me: my asked your name

: Tionne

Me: nice to meet you Tionne My name is Dalvin

Tionne: nice to meet you too

Me: so can I bye you a drink

Tionne: look boy I'm not stupid ok I know a player from a mile and I ain't bout to be yo side chick you can keep on walking

Me: look I'm not a player yes I have a few girlfriends but I never had one like you

Tionne: and what is that suppose to mean

Me: it means that its just something about you that caught my eye more than all the others

Tionne: ok

Me: can I take you dinner we can talk more about how much I like so are you down with that

Tionne: I guess so

Me: alright so can I have your number

Tionne: 569+670+987

Me: alright I'll call

Tionne: alright

* I walked back over to my boy *

Me: told you I would get the digits

Devente: shit what about that girl you meet last week

Me: boy there is plenty of fish in the sea so why just have you no what I'm saying

Devente: see thats why you my boy

Me: I know

Devente: maybe you should let me get with dat see how the booty work

Me: shit maybe if she ain't got no good

booty