So there's this one weird flirty boy that sits next to us at lunch. We know him though. He has a tendency to hit on people and takes a certain interest in my friend Haley. So this other friend Sam had some peanuts, and she spilled them. He grabbed one but she didn't csre. Five minutes he was messing around with it and Haley asked what he was doing.
"I'm sharpening my nut."
Silence.
The entire table starts yelling and protesting and I start dieing.
Moment passes.
So he also has these nutter butter things dipped in chocolate. He gave one to Haley and I was like "Why you suckin on that thing so intensely?"
Let's keep this pg we can say that instead...
Yeah that was interesting. I love how neither Ninja nor this other girl Hannah was there to yell at me and it was amazing. Half the table was laughing while the other was attacking me.
So now no one can say any word related to nuts now...
Yeah I don't know why he's still at my table...
