Death of the Bachelor | Akakuro [DISCONTINUED]

Kyuu

Seiji

"What should we do, Nii-san?" I whined. "Tetsuya's birthday is due in two weeks and we still haven't planned something yet!"

"I'm aware of that, really." Nii-san sighed. "We already came up with something and I don't think that will make him happy."

"Yes, because they were too cheesy!" I rolled my eyes and laid on the couch upside down. "We should just put ourselves in a giant cake and pop out of it to surprise him."

My twin scoffed and I sent him an upside down glare.

"No, that would be too messy."

Clean freak

Shaking my head, I snickered at him and watched as he fiddled with his phone.

"It doesn't have to be a real cake, and where's the fun in a neat birthday party, Nii-san? Let's get dirty ya know?"

"Stop blabbering some nonsense." Nii-san clicked his tongue, and a goofy idea slithered on my mind.

"Ne, I thought of something good!"

"What?"

"Well~ since it's Tetsuya's birthday party," I sat up properly and cheekily grinned at my twin. "How about a birthday sex?"

Nii-san stared at me with a blank expression and I tilted my head in curiosity.

"Uh... Nii-san?"

He released a sigh and got up from his desk, and I watched him as he slowly walked towards where I was and whacked me across my head without any second thought.

"As if I'd allow that, you idiot of a twin!"

"That hurt~" I whined and rubbed my head. "As if you have a genius idea that will miraculously top mine!"

 "I do!" he groaned before crossing his arms. "Don't you have anything in your mind except mating with our husband, you horny little idiot?"

"Nii-san, the word is 'fucking'." I snickered, causing him to blush. "Why don't you use it? Mating is such an odd word! You're such a safe person when it comes to cussing, you know?"

"It's inelegant, Seiji." he muttered and sat next to me. "I don't get how you can say it so easily."

"It's pretty fucking easy, Nii-san." I laughed, flopping on his lap. "Why don't you drop the f bomb right now? You have no problem of doing so if your switch is on though~"

"Don't even bring my switch up," Nii-san grumbled; his face flushed red. "It's embarrassing."

"Why not?" I teased. "Don't you want to remember those oh so naughty things that you said to Tetsuya on the night of our honeymoon?"

"Seiji..." My twin's cheeks profusely heated up as he looked away, and it just fueled me to tease him further.

"That was such a sexy moan, angel~" I mocked and prodded his cheek. "Let us hear them more~"

"Alright, you fuck!" Nii-san groaned and pushed me away, causing me to roll down onto the floor and laugh at him. "You happy now?"