the yeehaw supreme fic

Part One

Uh im bad at writing and most of this was written at night so yeaha,,
Kudos to iCheezburgerGod  for motivation 🧡
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"Hey, Josh?" Tyler whined looking up from his phone, "I'm hungry and I heard there was something new at Taco Bell off of twitter. Do you want to go with me?"
"Of course, bro! What's it called?" Josh asked getting off of the couch.
"The 'Yeehaw Supreme', it's like a taco within another taco with a southwest twist apparently!"  Tyler exclaimed, "C'mon! Let's go!" He said practically pulling Josh out the door.

Our lovely duo got on their bikes and rode to the nearest Taco Bell.
When they arrived they ditched their bikes and strolled in. They looked around at the people eating
"HI WELCOME TO CHILLI'S!" A person T-posing to assert dominance over the lesser patrons of this fine, fine eatery shouted.
"Kam, get the FUCK OFF THE TABLE." a nearby friend yelled hitting Kam with their tray.
"VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU!" They shouted jumping off the table.
"Language.." Another scolded.
"Anyways... What do you want to order?" Tyler, leaning nonchalantly against the wall, asked to a shook Af Josh.
"I'll, uh, just take what you're having. And does stuff like that happen often?" Josh asked tossing his head towards the group.
"Oh, yeah, they're regulars. They call themselves the 'M O N C H cult™️'."«love y'all» Tyler said, walking to the register.
"Welcome to Baco Tell, can I take your order?" The unlucky girl who was working today yawned.
"Hi, yeah, can we get two yeehaw supremes and two Baja Blasts?" Tyler asked
"Two whats?" The worker asked.
"Two yeehaw supremes and two Baja Blasts." Tyler huffed.
"Sir... I don't think we have..." She looked up from the register into Tyler's eyes, he looked kinda mad. "That'll be fourteen dollars and five cents. Take a seat I'll bring it out in a minute."
Tyler nodded and found a seat with Josh.
After a few minutes, the worker appeared again with a full tray. She took a quick stop at the other table to talk. After a few minutes, she walked over to Tyler and Josh's table. "YOU'VE YEE'D YOUR LAST HAW MOTHERFUCKERS!" The worker shouted as the table roared with laughter in the background
"Tyler, buddy, we've gotta go." Josh worried, tugging on Tyler's shirt, "We're gonna be late for the concert."

"Yain't goin anywhere, you ordered the yeehaw supreme, Y'all going to get the yeehaw supreme." The person took off their human mask to reveal... yet another mask!!
" This is too weird... I'm leaving." Josh shouted pushing back the table. This caused the masked menace to hit him in the face. " Ow, that was completely uncalled for!" Josh yelped rubbing his jaw.
"Yeehaw bitch. Yeehaw."
"HEY! that's my fren you hit!" Tyler barked pushing up his floral kimono's sleeves ready to fight, "I've always been collected, calm, and chill but boi! Imma mess you up in 153 ways!"
As he said that a mysterious box appeared:
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| Do you wish to initiate a battle? |
| -yes -no!! |
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«graphic design is my passion»

Tyler slaps the yes button without hesitation.
After a blinding flash of light, the aggressive masked worker and he were warped into a colosseum of sorts.
He sits up wiping his eyes to rid them of sand and looks around. Tyler sees Josh on some kind of cage near the center. "Oh my Josh!! Don't worry dude, I'll let you out!" He called scrambling to his feet.
"Not so fast!" A booming voice called "You have to fight to win the hand of the maiden!"
"Josh isn't a maiden by any means but okay, these days been odd enough already" Tyler shrugged grabbing a conveniently nearby ukulele and wielded it like a baseball bat charging towards the voice.
"Oh shit,, he out for blood. " the voice said, "Take him, take the man and go!"
The cage unlocked and Josh stumbled out.
"Now let's get out of here!" Tyler yelled taking Josh's hand.
"I've been trying to tell you that for hours! Taco Bell is a cursed place!"

Tyler and Josh were set free from that «badly and quickly wrote »Gladiator -esque scenario.

Stumbling out of the restaurant they reclaimed their bikes from the entrance.
"That sure was something." Josh laughed nervously.
"Yeah, it was. Love you bro, no homo." Tyler admitted.
"I love you too  my guy,  no homo." Josh pulled Tyler into a hug.
"Ha, that's gay." They said in unison and rode back to the venue.
"Next time I choose where we eat." Josh groaned nudging the door to the stage open.

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And here it is y'all the yeehaw supreme fic, not bad for writing 95% in under an hour!