Rare Pair One Shots

happy birthday?

  Haise Sasaki had just been startled awake from his once peaceful nap only to see his one and only boyfriend, Urie Kuki, in a complete and utter mess in their once sparkling clean kitchen.

At first, he didn't know what to think seeing his emotionless partner in a pink and frilly apron, holding pots and pans with pancake mix everywhere. After a few minutes of the pair just staring at each other Sasaki finally processed the scene before him and had gone into a laughing fit as blood rose to Urie's cheeks causing Sasaki to laugh even harder.

The couple had stayed in that position for what felt like an eternity. Sasaki attempted to stop his giggling fits but o no avail, after a few more giggles leaving the now 22-year-old he finally had the breath to ask,

 "What's the occasion babe?"

before going into yet another fit of giggles. As Sasaki giggled away Urie had finally calmed his blush down, sighing he stood there waiting for Sasaki to calm down, though if you were to look at him closely you would see the loving and fond look in the taller man's emotionless expression.

When Sasaki thought he was finally calm enough he walked toward his lover, put his arms around his neck and kissed him lovingly before asking again 

"So... mind telling me what all this is for?"

 Urie responded by wrapping his arms around Sasaki's waist and saying

 "Do you really not remember what today is?" 

Was followed by Urie giving a gentle kiss on Sasaki's forehead and swaying them lightly from foot to foot as Sasaki laid his head on Urie's chest drowsily humming back a

 "No, why?" 

before processing the question asked and shooting up panicked exclaiming 

"Wait, today is my day off right? I don't have a meeting do I?! Oh my gay Arima is going to kill me!"

 Sasaki tried turning to their shared bedroom before being pulled into Urie's arms

 "Haise-"

 the male tried before being cut off

 "Urie let go! I have to get ready, I'm so late!"

"Haise-" 

Urie tried again to tell Sasaki what it is he forgot but was yet again cut off by Haise's ranting and panicked expressions. Urie was thinking of a way to quiet the latter in his tight grip when an idea came to mind. Urie turned Sasaki around to face him 

"Urie what are you-"

 Sasaki started but was cut off by a soft pair of lips on his own muting anything he would say and calming the oblivious birthday boy, allowing him to melt into his boyfriends hold. When they finally pulled apart Urie whispered 

"Haise?"

 "hmmm?"

 the shorter whispered back in a daze 

"Happy birthday baby"

 Urie whispered into his boyfriend's hair as Sasaki leaned his head in the crook of Urie's neck, cheeks flaring up as he put the pieces together and realized the date.

 "Oh..." 

was all he could say, The blush on his cheeks spread to his neck and ears after hearing the beautiful chuckles escaping his boyfriend's lips. Urie moved to where his forehead was resting against the others, allowing his nose to gently rub against his lover's nose. He whispered a faint, 

"you fucking idiot"

before fiercely kissing the c.c.g investigator before him. Sasaki just wrapped his arms around his neck and deepened the kiss while leaning into the taller, smiling ever so slightly. Without breaking apart Urie lifts Sasaki up onto the counter, getting in between his knees.

Urie breaks away only to be followed by giving butterfly kisses all over Sasaki's face whispering an 

"I love you" 

after every sweet kiss gradually getting louder before exclaiming 

"I fucking love you"

and pulling out a small velvet box from his pocket, opening it, displaying a beautiful yet simple ring.

Urie looked at Sasaki asking,

 "I love you so much, so fucking much that I can't stand it when you're not here with me, so can you do the honors of marrying me?" 

"does this mean I have to make my last name Kuki?"

 the monoclonal haired male asks suspiciously. Urie sighed,

 "no baby, you don't have to make your last name Kuki" 

"then yes, id be delighted to marry you"

 was all Sasaki said before throwing himself onto Urie, his arms clinging to the latter's neck as his legs made their way around his waist. Urie just picked up his now fiance up of the counter, spinning them both around while the newly engaged couple laughed.

As they laughed and spun Urie was getting a bit dizzy which was what lead them both to fall to the floor wrapped in each other warm and welcoming arms still laughing and even shedding a few tears sharing kisses every once in a while.

This is where the 2 lovers stayed for the day, just in each other's arms, limbs tangled in each other, on the pancake mix infested kitchen in their in their shared one bedroom apartment.

This also is where their story begins, To some, it's far from perfect but if you were to ask them they'd say they would change it for the world.

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I hope you enjoyed this rare pair fluff (Thank me, the great ***** because ***** wanted to end it with angst)sigh why do I choose to have a partner again?? on another note you should be grateful peasants I had to put up with ****** playing Minecraft music parodies while I was typing(She says this as if she didn't take my laptop and play her own-)whaaaaat?? it's great being a freshman reflecting on 6th fucking grade with Minecraft songs. love that for us(****** was a fucking crazy weeb in 6th grade-)aw thx (Can't wait to get murdered in my sleep... I'm pulling for Lawlicht as our next fic, probably angst. I'm sorry my babies ;( ) no you're not, liar 

GOOD BYE MY FELLOW CHILDREN<3