Tell Me You Love Me (a Clarisse La Rue x Chris Rodriguez fan fiction)

Wheaties

So I just had this idea. It doesn't tie into this story at all. It's funny as fuck tho. Enjoy!

           Nico was spending some quality time with his dad and step mom and step grandma. They were deciding what to eat for dinner. They all took a vote. Nico, Hades, and surprisingly unsurprisingly Persephone all chose lasagna; while Demeter of course chose cereal. "Ok majority rules you old hag, we're having lasagna. I'm going to go make it as if we're a normal family, ok?" Hades said, to which his wife and son nodded. "Call me am old hag, bjbjsteal my daughter half a yearbgjfndj." Demeter grumbled. "Mom, why are you still on that, I CHOSE to be here, he didn't take or steal me. You're just a whiney possessive bitch!" Persephone pursued agitated. "Alright, alright, let's calm it down now. We're all gonna have a nice family friendly dinner with nice food and nice conversation. K. Good." Nico calmly said, trying to make every one be nice for once. Thank goodness Hades finished the dinner soon. "K. Dinner's done!" Hades called.
          They all sat at the dinner table with their food and drinks in their places. Nico had done this multiple times before so he knew how it went and what to do. He's still getting used to resisting the urge to pray, since he grew up Roman Catholic. Here though, since he's with his godly family, he doesn't need to sacrifice his food. He still sacrifices if he wants though, so he always sacrifices something to his favorite deities, his frequent always being Hestia. Hestia is like his sister, they are really close. They're about to eat, then all of a sudden Hazel and Melinoe show up! "Well this is certainly a surprise, good thing I made a lot of lasagna!" Hades said with a smile. They all rearranged their seating arrangement to their liking. (It's a circle table) Nico sat with Hades on his left and Hazel his right. Next to Hades was Persephone. Next to her was Demeter, and on the other side of Hazel was Melinoe. Once they were all situated and about to eat, Demeter threw a fit. "I want cereal! Wheaties for everyone!" She shouted, and turned all the lasagna to Wheaties. Everyone groaned at Demeter's normal childish behavior. Nico was so done though, he snapped. He stood up and shouted, "Fuck yo Wheaties Bitch!" Hazel held him down while blushing and resisting the urge to fan her face with her hand. Hades and Persephone tried to hold in their laughter, but Hades simply couldn't. He and Persephone high fived Nico. Then Hades turned all the lasagna back to lasagna. "See mom, this is why we don't invite you to dinner! Now can we please have a nice, normal, family dinner please?" Persephone said. And they did. Hades is a good cook.
                       THE END!