The Spider And The Fly

Onion

    One day, a spider was smiling and spinning a web, it shoots here and there so elegantly. Attaching to walls and intertwining with eachother, the spider was having a quiet day, which was perfect since spinning such silk took concentration.

Two flys were talking and came along past the spider, who jumped around and shot silk to make the web. One of the fly's left and the other fly was bored and wanted to be an asshole.

[EXCESSIVE CURSING COMING UP, LEAVE NOW IF YOU DONT LIKE IT]

Fly: Yo eight eyes! That's a stupid fuckin' web!

The spider replied: Fuck you at least I have teeth!!

The fly yelled back in rage: At least I eat normal food, dicknips!

The spider then responded: Shut the hell up! I'm still seeing my therapist about that problem!

The fly shouted: You ate the therapist!

The spider: How the fuck do you know that!?

The fly said back: That therapist was my sister and you ate her!!

The spider said: Why should I give a fuck!?

The fly: Because it's cannibalism you offensive shitface!

The spider replied: If I ate your sister, how was she killed then!?

The fly: You tied her up in that stupid White shit and munched her head off like it was a fucking kitkat!

The spider: You probably taste like a kitkat too, shithead!

The fly: That could sound kinky if you really think about it!

The Spider: You have a point! I'm gonna fucking eat your head now!

The fly: wait what the fu-

Then the spider jumped over and ate the shit out of the fly. Rubbing his stomach in relief and glee. "What a yummy snack" the spider said in a calming tone.

The other fly came back with ice cream as he saw his dead friend on the ground with no head.

Fly 2: J-Joe...? No... No! It would be too powerful if I ate 2 supernova ice creams! Kitkats lodged in with chocolate chips on top! It's the perfect way to get diabetes!!
WHHHYYYYY!?!!

The loser fly cried, he ate his ice creams and cried. The end

I'm still new to making story's so criticize too hard senpai.