rant book.

fanfictions.

fanfictions. some are really good i mean i'm not in that category but y'know, but some are just, can this be anymore fake. i srsly dont like that people write about the same ideas everytime. i try to look up good justin fictions but they are all the same idea, like dont get to close and danger baby and it sucks. like why?

and im not a directioner i only like one song of one directions (you & i) and that is it. but since some fanfics look good and i read like 1/5 of it then stop cause no offense please dont kill me, but why are people writing like "niall ate everything on his plate like he hasnt eaten for days but actually ate a couple hours ago" people write like niall horan is feeding a damn village like nah calm down he's human who doesn't have an odd number of villagers living inside of his stomach. and why do people write like zayn always has to look at himself like "as i was looking at harry i saw from the corner of my eye that zayn was looking at himself through his dining fork as i stifled a giggle" the bloody fuck damn boy if youre looking at yourself so much take a picture it'll last longer. ok fine maybe these ones are a tad bit excessive but i read one like this then i just stopped. 

why dont people lock their damn doors in fanfics i get that it's boring you dont have to do it everytime when you write but probs once to show its real life and dont you fucking dare just walk into somebody's house or else. that door is probs locked oh im sorry i didnt know your a fucking wizard let me put you on the cast list of season 8 of wizards of waverly place cause you walk into peoples houses just fucking say the door was open whyd you leave your door unlocked no its cool ill go rob your house yes blame your fucking self i will probably not even lock the door in my fanfics but who cares nobody does this its just funny to write about 

seducing. "justin toppled over me as i craned my head to look up into his eyes as he thrust into me making my back hit the wall" well damn i didnt know justin bieber was part giant call tmz i have a new story. "harry put all his weight into his forearms as he thrust into me slowly with his dick" no i thought he was thrusting with his fucking knee. "whatd you say? i called her a slut" then they beat up and you kiss pasionately as you forgot the knife lodged in your kidney and your baby on the floor. you got amnesia or something? nah i just forgot i got stabbed my my enemy/ex lover. stop just please and dont even get me started on the other things horrible stories have but im sure yours is perf cause y'know your perf only if you vote.

aight ok fine maybe these ones are a tad bit excessive but i read one like this then i just stopped. and i know most things i complained about are stupid but they piss me off. 

lates 

~angelyn