I woke up from my dream by the blaring noise of Nicki minaj's starships down stairs. What the fucking fake ass barbie squeaky voiced bitch ! ugh i can never sleep . I really dont hate nicki minaj but it just gets annoying after a while......hearing her.....every day. "star ships were made to flyyy hands up lets touch the sky! " nicki Blarred loudy from the living room as i made my way down stairs to find my dad eating breakfast in his red robe with a pink wig , watching nicki with her green hair dancing and making strange faces on the screen. "Dad its ike saturday. How am i suppose to sleep in hearing Nicki's squeaky voice blarring into my room?" My dad dramaticly inhales and stands up placing his hands on my shoulder squinting his eyes. " Honey, we must never, i mean never disrespect mrs.nicki minaj ! " im really related to him huh? I keep asking my self this stupid question almost every day. i shake my head amusingly at him as he takes off his robe . He was wearing a purrple bikini with a necklace that said barbie on it . He starts to fist pump at the same time as nicki does as she sings " wer'e higher than a motherfucker. " I walk into the kitchen and take a waffle box out of the freezer as the freezing cold air from the ice covered inside hits my face,I put two waffles on a plate shoving it in the microwave getting a fork and some syrup. ....................................................................................................................................................................... I make my way across the busy street as the cool morning air blows through my blonde hair ,making my way over to Austins house as i hear foot steps behind me . I turn around and a woman with black hair is sitting on a bench reading a news paper wearing shades and a black dress with a scarf . hmmmm that was weird ? i continue my journey but instead of walking super fast i lurch cautiously looking back every 15 minutes. i sware some one is following me . i think to my self . No your just crazy its all in ur head. i countinue to walk untill i reach the bus stop with lots of trees in the area with a big fancy house next to it. the same lady that i saw sitting at the bus stop a minute ago approaches the bus stop and stands right next to me . Danm she looks familiar i think .as i anlyze her face and she gives me an over the top grin. Okayyy some ones way too friendly. The bus comes and i reach inside of my pocket pulling some money out and step inside, getting on the bus the first. . ................................................................................................................................................................ I arrive at Austins house looking under the brown furry welcome matt for the secret key. Austins family is practically my second family since i vist most of the time .They made a special key just for me since they already consider me part of the family. I pick up the key from under the mat unlocking it and let my self inside as i see Mrs. Frayer sitting on the couch reading. "Sam!!!" Austins mom greets me standing up, with a cheerful voice embracing me in a tight hug. "Hey Mrs. frayer!" i greet her back wrapping my arms around her. shes always so happy to see me . "austins in the back yard,hun." i make my way towards the glass back door sliding it open, walking out of the living room into the back yard. i spot Austin sitting on a chair playing his psp unaware of me prescence . Hmmmm this is my time to mess with him . i look around the back yard searching for the water gun i got him for christmas. as soon as i spot it i secretly make my way over to it quietly . do do do do do do do teheee heee. I pick it up slowly tip toeing closer towards him and spray the water inside his ear dropping the gun running away. "WHAT THE HELL !!!" hahahahaha. i quickly sprint away and hide in his dads metal shed filled with planting items. "SAMIA YOU BITCH IM GOING TO FIND U AND RAPE YOU !!" i cover my mouth trying to cover my gigling so it dosent give away my hiding spot while i peak through a tiny hole through the side of the shed. i watch as he searches the back yard with his eyes,making his way over to the gradge looking inside and under the blue and gray car. He leaves from the graudge with a half machevious half pissed look on his face. "Samiaaaaaaa!, Im comming to get youuuuuu ! ,where are you samia.?" He says, with a musical tone in his voice . An evil grin washes over his face as he scratches his chin squinting his eyes. No ,No please dont come towards the shed,NO! " I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE SAMIA !!!" NO GOD NO !! i start to panic as i watch him through the small hole approaching the shed. I start to loose it as i hear the grass making crumpling noises indicating that hes next to the shed door. He lightly knocks 3 times slowly. "Hello is any one in there ?" I cover my mouth with both hands to restrain my self from giggling as he asks with a playful delvilish tone in his voice. "You want me to let my self in?" He asks "NO!!" i squeak out fearfully as he opens the graudge door. He has the water gun i sprayed him with earlier in his hand and he aims it at my face. "Bitch u better run." He says smilling darkly, chuckling. I run out of the shed as fast as ican as he sprays me with whats left in the water gun. "this is my favorite shirt !!!!" he pouts and starts to fakely cry. "Awwwww well im so sowwy but......" he aims the gun at my face spraying it with evil joy laughing. ................................................................................................................................................................ "i hate you." i say drying my hair off with a sea shell printed towel he brought out to me. " nawww you secretly have a crush on me." pfft that is just disgusting. I think to my self as i scrunch my face up in disgust punching him in the arm. "ouch." He mummered rubbing his arm. 'samias ex p.o.v' My god she looks so good wet. i think to myself as i comb through the black wig i was wearing with my fingers sitting on the top of her best friends neighbors roof. What am i saying she always looks good i stalk this girl on face book and instagram all of the time. I wish she was still my girlfriend. Just so you all know im the 'lady' that was sitting on the bench earlier with a news paper prettending to read while i was really stalking her. I just cant seem to get over her . I CANT I REALLY CANT EVEN KNOW SHE TOLD ME IT WAS OVER A MILLION TIMES I STILL DONT BELEIVE HER ! the only reason we broke up is because she thought i was to clingly and weird and i just like being romantic to much . When we broke up she kept talking about how im not right for her and how she can never seem to find any one who shes really compatible with and all that bull crap. SHE WANTS ME!!!! I KNOW SHE STILL WANTS TO BE WITH ME !!! .I snap out of my thoughts as i hear a man from down below scream at me to get the fuck off ofhis roof. ................................................................................................................................................................ 'Samias p.o.v' i m watching jack and jill with austin on his soft living room carpeted floor as i get a text from jaime. "greaaaaat." austin turns his head towards me taking his focus off the movie rasing one eye brow . " jaime says that she was baby sitting her neighboors little kids and she fell asleep to wake up finding her dred locks to have gum stuck all over them." i bite my lip trying not to laugh as austin snots and pop corn flies out of his noes as he starts to laugh hard. "Omergursh hahahaha !" Austin covers his noes now laughing but no sound coming from his mouth hitting the floor with his fist in histerics. My phone vibarates in my hand and i check the message on the phone again . "shes coming over .'' Austin sits up nodding his head, and shoves more pop corn into his mouth . ................................................................................................................................................................ I hear a knock at the door and lazily force my self to get up from the comfortable position i was laying in , and open it. Jaime is crying with her make up running down her face and she is wearing a hoodie to hide the disaster evil little kids have made to her hair. " I-I tried every thing and i cant get i-it out!" she stutters wipping away the dark black dripplets on her face. " i dont wanna cut my hair jamie wha-what am i gonna do what if brian wont like m-me any more!? " i roll my bottom and top lips into my mouth ,bitting them trying to make sure i dont laugh. Im so heartless. She lets her self inside and sits next to austin. Austin avoids eye contact obviously trying not to laugh at her dramaticness and the humor of the situation. I shut the door and walk back to sit with both of them. " let me see your hair jaime." She puts her knees up to her chest and crosses her arms over them shaking her head no . " come on stop being a baby let me see. " jaime pouts sadly pulling the hood off of her head and I try really hard not to laugh as i see her hair is fully covered in bubble gum. Austin covers his mouth and his body trembles as his eyes water. "do you think its...that....bad." i bite my lip still trying not to laugh . Im just going to be honest whith her. " what n- .... well.....yeah " Her bottom lip starts to tremmble as her face scrunches up and she starts sobbing. "jaime we can fix it dont cry ..... I need some scissors and a razor."
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sleeping with the principal
HumorMr. Camero has his eyes on a a beautiful girl who he thinks is sexy and charming. He sleeps with most girls that come to the high school, since he feels like his wife doesnt love him any more. He has his eyes on samia and tries to seduce her ev...
