Alois skipped towards me, bowing dramatically. I offered out my hand to shake, much to his confusion. Shrugging his shoulders, he shook my hand. He then grasped my hand with his other in a firm hold. "It's a pleasure to meet you, my lady." He smiled sweetly. It was then that I felt myself being grabbed from behind. I looked behind me, seeing Tatiana hugging me, tongue against her cheek. She huffed. I looked back towards Alois, rolling my eyes. It was then that Ciel joined, he too shaking my hand."It is nice to make your acquaintance." He didn't smile, however. I nodded awkwardly, not quite knowing what to do. I knew they were the real thing- not even a cosplay could be that good. "Samez my homies. Can I talk to you for a second?" I grabbed Tatianas arm, and dragged her out of the room. I closed the door, and turned towards her. I sighed, closing my eyes and pinching the bridge of my nose.
"What the hell did you do this time?" I asked, looking up.
"I don't know what you mean." She huffed, crossing her arms and pouting.
"Please don't tell me you used a Ouija board again. Remember the floating Doritos incident?"
"Hey! That was a one time thing, and you were in on it!" She exclaimed.
"I was in with the Dorritos, not the flippin' exorcist shit that happened as a result."
"Oh, you know I like it when you talk dirty." She winked.
"Never mind changing the subject! I know you had something to do with this, it has your name written all over it!"
"I don't mark my territory like you commoners." She sniffed.
"No. You do it like a dog does- you piss on it!"
"OK, I was drunk, and I thought you forgave me for that!"
"I forgave you pissing on my Burger King, but I didn't forget." I narrowed my eyebrows, making her squirm uncomfortably under my intense gaze. "Did you?" She looked up, smiling reassuringly. "I promise that I had nothing to do with it." I sighed, and hugged her.
"Good. I don't want no bad shit to happen." I let go, and opened the door for her to go first. She thanked me, as I followed her through the door. "Are you alright?" Ciel asked.
"Yep. Thanks for askin' buddy. And hello Sebastian, Claude. Nice to meetcha', to meetcha' nice." I offered my hand out for Claude to shake, as well as Sebastian. Claude and Sebastian both seemed shocked at it, and Ciel had a look of disapproval whilst Alois looked curiously. Claude shook my hand first, and I then shook with Sebastian. "It is nice to meet you, Miss Charles." Sebastian greeted with a closed eye smile. "I too find it pleasant to meet you, Miss Charles."
"No need for formality! Just call me El!" I smiled warmly, still suppressing a squeal. I thought that I was doing rather well. They both seemed shocked again at the request."I'm hungry." Tatiana stated. "You're always hungry." I dead-panned.
"So are you!"
"True." I laughed.
"What do you wish to have, my lady?" Edward asked. Tatiana held her chin in thought. She then snapped her fingers. "Pizza..."She practically drooled at the thought, making me giggle.
"Pizza...?" Alois asked, intrigued. Before anyone could blink Tatiana grabbed his shoulders, smiling manically and breathing heavily. "Its the best food in the world! Especially Dominoes. You haven't lived until you've tried some!" She exhaled, already excited for the glorious meal. She looked at me imploringly (I was the only one who knew where it was and could find it- not even the butler was able to navigate around the cul-de-sac). I sighed. "I'll go get it." I turned around and made my way out of the door. Edward gave me my bag (which I thanked him for), and made my way out, escorted by Edward. He opened the front door for me. "I suppose you will say no to money?"
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Black Butler - to the 21st century!
FanfictionAfter a series of disappearances, the Queen makes Ciel Phantomhive, the Watch Dog, and Alois Trancy, the Spider, investigate. Both of these Earls and their butlers have a run in with a mysterious mirrored room after chasing the suspect. How will the...