Triz's P.O.V
I was sitting in my room, playing some good old fashioned Xbox One. I was just in the middle of yelling at Marcus, when my mom came in the room, Waving her sassy hips around
"Triz, Tomorrow we're getting a new fridge" She pauses to take a quick puff from her
Cigarette. "And to save money you're going to bring it into the house" I groan, "Why me?!" I whine, She gives me a death glare and I shut my mouth.. "Yes Mom"
She then smiles at me, and walks out throwing her cigarette on the floor and waving her big gluteus Maximus. I facepalm and shut off my Xbox and close my eyes.. **Great Now I have to be a productive member of society**.THE NEXT DAY
I roll out of bed with a groan and step out of my room..My mom was starring at me looking at her watch "Triz, the delivery men will be here is 5 minutes, get your behind dressed and try to look presentable" My mom then puts on Lipstick "I'm going to find a way to pay them" She then winks at me.
I cringe with disgust and get ready. There is then a loud thud at the door.
"TRIZ GO ANWSER THE DOOR, MOMMYS FIXING HER BOOBS" I see toilet paper around her door "So that's where the toilet paper went" I say to myself as I make my way to the door, I open it to see a hunky Caucasian man with a six pack bludging through his shirt, brushing back his hair "Is this Catherine Hips home?" The man asks me. I stand there in shock looking at the bulge in his shorts,I punch my chest and look at the man, "Y-Ye" out of nowhere I am shoved to the side, I look over at what pushed me and not much to my surprise it was my mom.. Who looked like a hooker: She had red lipstick on, And double D's, and A crop top on showing all of her stretch marks basically the total opposite from my ACTUAL mom, "This is her.." She says as she puts her hand on her hips. The man gives my mom a full look through. "I'm the delivery man..here to give you, your fridge and maybe something else" He says. My mom Squeals "My son will bring in the fridge..I need..help in the back" She says pulling the man into the back room.
Great..Time to bring in this fridge.
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Trizzy
HumorTriz is a 17 year old boyo and he has always been alone till one coat him mom buys a new Fridge and his life changes forever