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Vanessa was asleep, when Barry flied in the window, "Hey Van". "For Christ's sake Barry I was sleeping". "Get this Vanessa, I'm going to sue the human race for stealing my 🍯".
Barry told Vanessa all about how he was going to sue everyone, for stealing his 🍯, the two then began working on a letter to Opra... I mean the judge. "Haye Beryry" said another bee. "Um who is that"? said Vanessa. "That's Adam, he talks weird" said Barry.  "Wats yourge Narme"? asked Adam, "Vanessa Bloom" "tats a veyr sexy neme haha".  Adam said.
"Oh thanks, I guess" Vanessa said.  The three worked for 12 whole hours, when Vanessa's HUNK of a boyfriend, Ken, walked in with a jug of frozen yogurt.  "IT'S YOUGURT NIGHT"!!!  Ken said.  "VANESSA WHERE ARE YOU"?! Ken yelled.  Vanessa walked through the door.  "Hey Ken, can we have yogurt night tomorrow, I'm working with that bee to sue the human race for stealing his 🍯". Ken was super MAD, one because he wanted some fro-yo, and two because he thought Vanessa was cheating on him. "Do you really think I'm that dumb to not know what your doing" Ken said rudely. "What are you talking about"? Vanessa asked all confused (which is weird because Vanessa should know that you don't just tell your boyfriend that you're talking with a bee who you are going to sue the human race, I mean if my girlfriend told me she was with a bee who you are going to sue the human race with, I think I would throw up). Ken yelled at Vanessa. "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME AM I JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH, YOU BASTARD"! Ken yelled. "Ken, what is wrong with you"? Vanessa asked. Ken then punched Vanessa right in the nose, leaving it all bloody. "KEN YOU BITCH"! Vanessa cried. "I HAVE GIVEN YOU EVERYTHING, NOW GET THE HELL OUT YOU FAT ASSHOLE"! Vanessa yelled. Ken punched her in the stomach and ran out screaming. He ran ran ran as fast as he can can can but forgot he was in New York and got ran over by a bus, breaking his neck and killing him.  Vanessa ran into the room with Barry and Adam crying.  "What happened"? Asked Barry.   "MY BITCH ASS BOYFRIEND FLIPPING DUMPED ME"!  Vanessa screamed.  The next morning Vanessa went to the doctors for a check-up.  "Oh my goodness" said a doctor.  "What's going on"? Vanessa asked.
"This my sound crazy, but you have schizophrenia".  Vanessa almost threw up.  Right when the doctor said that, she knew that Barry and Adam weren't real.  She was so upset, not only did she have serious mental problems, but she broke up with her boyfriend for it, and sent a letter to Opra... I mean the judge.  Oh shit Vanessa thought to herself, and trust me oh shit was right.

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