Sanscest Drabble Of Doom

Diplomat's Son

(Song belongs to Vampire Weekend great band)

G was busy sweeping up his little cafe. He was smoking again mainly from stress. A Diplomat recently came to his humble beach town and brought his son a guy named Alter. G was madly in love with him. Alter passes past the Cafe G was working in and G smiles happily. Being the cliche boy he is, G goes up towards the deck of the beach cafe with a small microphone stand is.

G: It's Not Right, But it's now or never and If I Wait...could I ever forgive myself.

Alter heard a small voice start up and starts to walk back towards the cafe to hear it.

G: On a night, when the moon glows yellow on in the Riptide. With the light from the TV's buzzing in the house

G: 'Cause I'm gonna cut it where I can
And then I'm gonna duck out behind them
If I ever had a chance it's now then

G: But I never had the feeling I could offer that to you

G: To offer it to you would be cruel
When all I want to do is use, use you

Alter soon opens up the door and stays hidden though blushing bright blue.

G: He was a diplomat's son It was '81 He was a diplomat's son It was 81 one ooh ooh ooh
G sees a blue hue from the back and starts to move his body slightly.
G: Dressed in white with my car keys hidden in the kitchen

G: I could sleep wherever I lay my head
And the sight of your two shoes sitting in the bathtub

G: Let me know that I shouldn't give up just yet

G: 'Cause I'm gonna take it from Simon
And then I'm gonna duck out behind them

G: If I ever had a chance it's now then
But I never had the feeling I could offer that to you

G: To offer it to you would be cruel When all I want to do is use, use you

G begins to shifts his hips in a rolling motion
:He was a diplomat's son It was '81 He was a diplomat's son It was 81 one one oh oh oh

G slows down and smiles: I know, you'll say
I'm not doing it right
But this is how I want it
I can't go back
To how I felt before
That night I smoked a joint
With my best friend
We found ourselves in bed
Alter blushes even brighter as G starts to walk out towards him.
G: When I woke up he was gone
He was the diplomat's son
It was '81
G stops in front of Alter holding out his hand to Alter.

G: Looking out at the ice-cold water all around me I can't feel any traces of that other place
In the dark when the wind comes racing off the river
G: There's a car all black with diplomatic plates

G pulls Alter forward in a kiss the first of many to come. Alter however was a blushing mess, but enjoys the kiss happily.