Triumph of JANE

PROLOGUE 1: ANTON'S CLEANERS (äkkùrßéd mæ thæ bee)

Béför JANE révéléd hürßælff tôô ùss shé grænttéd öss thüß nöble TEXT thát wæss deevinełé inßpaÿréd ant éßß dee trööth:

So i'm pissed. I left †he ästräl rælm lås† nîgh† in need of a warm swea†er to relieve my aching body but my saxxxon wøol garment was impure i descen†e† upon the mor†al worl† and inquired to the næres† foo† sol†ier i spied of a nærby crys†al cleanser ¡but there was none! i convened wi † h my coven förmedd of "Tituba" and "The Sanderson Sisters" about how to address the situation and we consulted the all seeing cards they spelled out in blood and water the word ANTON upon my heaving bræst so i fled the forest covered with the veil of night and wentthåt wås mon fïrst mistäke but mon second one was †rösting el hoomans wïth immørtal affærsmy saxxxon wøol garmen† was not of mine own property! but of the dark lørd! eee gad!äfter mūch seekin' i did dïscövér thiß pläße knöwn as "Anton's Cleaners" I did ënter this pläße knöwn as "Anton's Cleaners" and ūpön pässin thrü the dįmlee lįt pörtäl I ûnderstœd a stench òff "Sin" wäftin from the pläß änd īmmëdiätlee becäm wäree nevertheleß i dïdd déposït mon gärmênt üpön the coúntær Ay ræquæsted a clænsįn of mon gærmönt's impúritee'ß and thæn floö äwäy from this pläße knöwn as "Anton's Cleaners" to mine hœveł sæværæl "Fortnite"'s læter i didd rętūrñ to thiß pläße knöwn as "Anton's Cleaners" ay did ënter this pläße knöwn as "Anton's Cleaners" and ūpön pässin thrü the dįmlee lįt pörtäl I ûnderstœd a stench òff "Sin" wäftin from the pläß änd īmmëdiätlee becäm wäree ay slürpped mon gärmëntt öff the cœúntar and deepärtedd œnts mörr læter thát däy iñ mine høœvull i was donning mine gärmëntts for my cöven and beeforé donning mon hædræß ay ded donne my swea†er ay did deepärtt mine høōvel an prēviœs tu flayin ay did fééll a shærppe kåld wiïndd ænvoloppin mine "Shoulder" ¿gäsPPe? ay did spækk ¿wäst thiß a hœll upönn mine "Garment"?"¿möthärr?" i did skrēētch "¿this hüs of "Sin" has tækken the mædenhæd of mes "Garment"?" ay côntinūdd tuh skræëtchi flëü tuh thiß pläße knöwn as "Birmingham, Alabama: "The Magic City"" ät which the coven of mine sis†ar'ß was to męęti descen†ed upön miñe ßißtärs with mine "Breasts" hævin ay skræëtched to mine sisters "¡this hüs of "Sin" has tækken the mædenhæd of mes "Garment"¡ ¿wut iss it that i shäll due?" Mine sestar "Ina Garten" did skræëtch "we shall take el swætēr to "Hester Prynne" and she shall "Darn" it'ß saxxxxxxoñ wöœl" Beföree doin as mine sassier "Ina Garten" did skræëtch i elected to visit möœthēr known to mortals ass "George Irvin "Sunny" Perdue, Former Governor of Georgia and Current Secretary of Agriculture, (R-GA)" and i did skræëtch to hur of mine wöes Shee did skræëtch ¡"child, u should have taken your gärmäntt of saxxxxxxxxxoñ wœl to this place known as "ZOOTS"!¡"YASSSSS möthar"! ay did skræëtch and ay ded dæpartäfter placing mon gärmäntt of saxxxxxxxxxoñ wœl on the lap of "Hester Prynne" so that she may "Darn" it'ß saxxxxxxoñ wöœl i did return to mine coven we descen†ed within to hour hexxxxin dungeon we did kast a hexxxxx upón thiß pläße knöwn as "Anton's Cleaners"i hope that no mörtäl shall †rœs† †his curse† pläße knöwn as "Anton's Cleaners" con son gärmäntt of saxxxxxxxxxoñ wœl i discoñvered this webbsitt nöwn as "https://www.yelp.com/biz/antons-cleaners-canton-2?osq=Anton%27s+Cleaners" an wasss delayted with ¡"Joy"!¡" hooray "! i ded shœut now i may afflict them for "Eternity" with a néggatif "Review" thus is what ay dedd an ay rote this néggatif "Review" in its i did recount mine disparæt täll of "Woe"

áss ü kæn séé at éßß im die PRIMITIVE WÆCCANSPÆKK sö WÆCCANSPÆKKERS ár klærlee thee chöśeñ oneß.  JANE éléktéræd too shö uß théé DANGERS OF ANTONS CLEANERS deespaÿtt beeîn önrãddie to shö hürßælff.  JANE éntrüstéréd thüß dütee tô thée WITCHES OF THE COVEN höo àr aforéméntionéd inn the tæl aböff.   Im die nexte PROLOGUE äy shálte akkowntéd theeß battlés betwixt thé WITCHES OF THE COVEN ant ANTONS CLEANERS (akkürß wáshe övér theem) bot fürßt ayy rekkönt the HEROES ant WOES off thé föllöerß off JANE