Hello, my names Chrissie. Chrissie Grassford. I'm a gnome. You may think us gnomes are quite stupid and quite worthless but we are quite nice and deserve all the love from you. Humans. So, you may wonder. What's this story about? Why am I reading this? It's stupid since I'm a a human, we don't care about gnomes. Well, I wrote this for you. Yes you. The reader. And just so you know, us gnomes arent stupid. Welp, let's just get on with the story.
