1) Remind him constantly that he was kicked out of Metallica.
2) Talk about how awesome Metallica is.
3) Shine a laserpointer at him.
4) Ask him repeatedly if the curtains match the drapes.
5) Dress up like him (red hair included) and follow him around.
6) Mock him.
7) Ask him if he's Chucky's father.
8) Call him Chucky (after Chucky from Child's Play).
9) Call him Ginger Snap.
10) Call him Little Red Riding Hood.
11) Call him Merida (after Merida from Brave).
12) Ask if he's a Weasley.
13) Put him in Gryffindor Robes.
14) Tell him if he went to Hogwarts, he would get kicked out.
15) Put his hair in braids.
16) Dress him up as the Wendy's girl.
17) Make him a Weasley sweater.
18) When he's asleep, cut his hair.
19) Then put makeup on him.
20) Then take a photo of him.
21) Post the photo online and send it to Metallica.
22) Whenever he talks, fake cry.
23) Or laugh like a crazy person.
24) Cling onto his back.
25) Hide his guitar picks.
26) Cut off his guitar strings.
27) Boop him on the nose repeatedly.
28) Poke him repeatedly.
29) Or tickle him.
30) Make him dance like an idiot.
31) Record it.
32) Post it on YouTube.
33) Send that video to Metallica.
34) Every time you see him, hiss like a cat.
35) Put stickers on his guitar.
36) Girly stickers.
37) Wear a Metallica t-shirt in front of him.
38) Talk about how much you love Kirk Hammett.
39) Dump a bunch of glitter on him.
40) Show him this list.
So that's 40 ways to annoy Dave Mustaine. This is my 1st story here. How did you all like it?
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40 Ways To Annoy Dave Mustaine
HumorHere you can find ways to annoy the Megadeth frontman. Don't actually do these things to him. He won't be too happy to say the least. Dave if you somehow find this story, I am so sorry. This is meant to be a joke.
