Yoonmin Oneshots (Completed For Now)

The Fight

(A/n: this one shot was based off of the image/meme above...)

Third POV:

"FUCK U YOONGI!! WHY WOULD U DO THAT TO ME!! UR MY BOYFRIEND UR NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE MONEY FROM ME!! NOW I'M BROKE!!!"

Jimin continued yelling at the older male as everyone else in the room stared at them. Yoongi was getting pissed and felt himself about to erupt when Jimin kept on yelling.

But soon he had enough especially when Jimin yelled more like screamed at him, "I CAN'T BELIEVE UR MY BOYFRIEND!! I'M BREAKING UP WITH U!!" It caused something to snap within him and before he could stop himself, he found himself screaming back just as agitated and angry as the man across the table.

"HONESTLY FUCK U!! ALL U DO IS COMPLAIN AND YELL!! BESIDES WE CAN'T FUCKING BREAK UP CAUSE WE'RE FUCKING MARRIED, JIMIN!!"

As Yoongi screamed out his response the other 5 boys began to worry and tried to calm them down. But that obviously didn't work and ended up making the two even more worked up than before.

"FINE THEN U MONEY STEALING SELFISH ASSHOLE!! I WANT A FUCKING DIVORCE!!" Jimin bellowed out as he stood up roughly and slammed his hands on the table. He could feel the burn in his hands and began regretting his previous actions. But that was soon forgotten as he saw his husband also repeat the same action as him.

Yoongi slammed his hands down harder than Jimin and screamed out, "FUCK U, FINE!! WE'LL GET A FUCKING DIVORCE BUT I'M TAKING MIN HOLLY AND PARK JIJI WITH ME!!"

As soon as a divorce was mentioned, the other 5 boys were quick to try and end the fight before it escalated too quickly.

Jungkook and Taehyung held a fuming Jimin back from lunging at his husband. While Hoseok and Namjoon held back a agitated Yoongi from jumping on Jimin. As the two struggled Jin was quick to grab two metal pans from the kitchen and bang them together roughly.

The loud bang caused everyone to stop what they were doing and look at the eldest startled and scared. They noticed an angry gleam in his eyes causing all of them to gulp and pray that their deaths were quick and painless. Just as the echo of the two pans died down Jin began yelling.

"MIN-FUCKING-YOONGI! MIN-FUCKING-JIMIN!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON BETWEEN U TWO?! U BOTH NEED TO FUCKING CALM DOWN. WE ARE ONLY PLAYING THIS FUCKING GAME FOR FUN NOT FOR U TWO TO BE AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS!! I SWEAR TO GOD IF BOTH OF U DON'T FUCKING SIT DOWN THIS GOD DAMN SECOND I WILL STAB U BOTH WITH A SERINATED STEEL BLADE BETWEEN UR 7TH AND 8TH RIBS AND FUCKING TWISTED!! AM I FUCKING CLEAR?!?"

As Jin screamed, his face began to turn red and the others were scared that he would lose his voice. So they all quickly stopped what they were doing, sat down in their respective seats, and Namjoon tried calming Jin down.

Soon enough Jin had calmed down, but still had the angry gleam in his eyes. And because of that and their fear of getting murdered by the eldest, they all stayed quiet.

"...."

No one made eye contact, afraid it will cause more problems and make Jin go off at them again. But as an uncomfortable silence was beginning to form it was broken by Jin himself.

"Well? What are u two waiting for?" He said annoyed while staring at Jimin and Yoongi. They both looked at him then pointed at themselves in a questioning manner. Which caused Jin to roll his eyes and huff. "Yes I'm talking to u two idiots." They both looked away from him and accidentally ended up making eye contact.

But the eye contact was broken as soon as it was made. The fighting couple looked away from each other with regret, humiliation, and sadness written all over their features.