This shows how I really am.
*Inhales*
I had THREE serious accidents and I was the one that caused all of them.
So uh..
1. What a slippery floor, lemme play.
The first one was stupid as fuck, I tell you.
So as you can already tell, it has to do with slippery floors and me being a dumbass lil three or four year old. THAT'S MEH.
Well anyway, I had this skooter bike or however you call these things and it was too slippery to take it outside. So I thought outside of the box.
"What if I ride it in the house?"
So yeah, I did that and..
My mum magically didn't notice until I tripped.
Why you may ask?
WELL GODDAMMIT IT'S OBV-
My mom was washing the floor.
Now, here is the thing.
(My mom told me the missing details of the story so like oops).
I went to the hospital with my parents, and they didn't automatically just put stitches in my chin.
They used this SpEcIaL bandage to cover the wound.
Now, not long after (obviously I mean a few days after), my parents got invited to go to their friends who had kids that were around the same age as me.
And you see, these kids were my friends, so..
If my parents were to say no, I would've probably thrown a tantrum cuz those kiddos were especially nice to me.
So, we did go.
And.. here is the deal.
Another genius idea came to my mind when we were in their smol lil room. I climbed onto one of the girls' (the kids were girls just so you know) beds and said:
"HeY! Let'ff jumP!"
I didn't know how to say 's' back then oof.
None of the girls seemed to have a problem with that so we did jump and all of us had the time of our lives.
WeLl.. HeRe'S the InTeReStInG part.
"WooHoo! Thiff iff really fu- oW mY cHiN!
:((("
Welp guess what doc my bandage exploded and so did my wound.
And so we went to the hospital and got me stitches.
Wow I was really smart.
2. Bathtubs, my "favourite" (No, help).
So, this is a common thing.
I was bored, and my four year old mind thought..
"Hey, let's do something fun."
So I asked my mum if I could have a bath, and she agreed but of course like any other parent of a very clumsy child, she stayed and watched me so I don't do anything stupid.
She needed to grab a towel for me, so she went to grab one.
And you know what I did?
I freaking stood up and started to DANCE.
And I fell, and my chin smashed the "barrier" of the bathtub.
Oh mannnnnn more stitches on the chin.
(And a barbie doll from my brother lmao)
3. Tables and Drama.
I was sitting in this lil' room, waiting for my teacher to come back. I was five and stupid tbh. The thing is, the teacher told us we will play my favourite game, so I was very excited.
You see, this wasn't school, this was a theatre/drama club. I stood up and started to run around like crazy cuz I was soo excited.
Anyway, there were these few tables (I was short but that's obvious). I pushed one down, accidentally, and it fell on my head.
Oof, I feel bad for the other kids. They had to watch my head get smashed by a table.
So.
The teacher came back, and saw me on the floor, and started panicking like crazy. Like dude, I know, your student got smashed by a table, but you gotta calm down or else I'll start panicking.
Okay, that happened.
So, he was holding a mug. The funny thing is, instead of leaving the mug, he took me on his shoulder and ran WITH the mug in his hand.
Imagine that.
After that, blah blah blah, we were waiting for the ambulance and the staff gave me bandages and stuff.
So, when we got into the ambulance car, instead of panicking, I was like:
"Woah. So this is how an inside of an ambulance car looks like. AmAzInG."
So yeah.
I got stitches on my forehead.
That's it.
