harry was flabbergasted but hastily formed a sentence. "what the fuck are you doing with the pillow?!?" he screamed. "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN MY ROOM CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY HUMPING MY PILLOW! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR A NEW DOOR DAMMIT!" ron roared. harry had been heart broken. ron could've been with hermione BUT NOT A FUCKING PILLOW! harry started crying but then his sadness turned to rage. "I DON'T NEED YOU OR YOUR FUCKING PILLOW YOU BUTT SUCKER!" harry proclaimed. he grabbed ron by his ear, yanked him out of his flat, and whipped and nae nae'd down the stairs.
the end. ☆
