Chapter Five - Burning Bacon.

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(Scott's POV)

I woke up to the smell of burning. I was only asleep 10 minutes, yet it somehow gave me the strength and energy to get out of bed, and go investigate. So I did.

I found Mitch sitting on the edge of our couch. He was sweating, and his hands were shaking as he stared down at his phone. He was scared.

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

The fire alarm went off, startling Mitch.

"Shit! Shit shit fucking shitty balls of shit! Oh fuck!" Mitch shouted as he ran into the kitchen and I followed. The kitchen worktop was on fire. Mitch had forgotten about the bacon, letting it burn. Then Wyatt (being his clumsy self) ran into the frying pan in which the bacon burnt, knocking it over into some random cardboard. (Why the fuck was there some random, shitty piece of cardboard randomly in our kitchen? Like what the fuck Mitch?) Of course the cardboard also caught fire, causing half the kitchen to go up in flames. Fucks sake.

"MY BACON!" I cried.

"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW SCOTT?!" Mitch shouted, trying to keep a straight face. I sarcastically smiled, as I grabbed the little fire extinguisher that came with the apartment. The white foamy stuff went everywhere, putting out the fire. My kitchen was burnt to a fucking crisp.

"Mitch." I took a deep breath and turned to him, trying ever so hard not to shout my balls off at him. Though it's really, really hard to be mad a Mitch. He gulped, opening his mouth, but no words came.

"Mitch." I said again. I cleared my throat.

"Would you like to tell me why the kitchen was on fire? And more inportantly, where is my bacon? I knew it was burnt, but it had to be somewhere, right?

Don't judge me, I like my bacon.

He didn't say anything. He just held up his phone to show me the text message. I read it.

Oh shit.

I mean this effects Mitch wayyyyyy more than it effects me. Alex could tell Travis, Travis would break up with Mitch, Mitch will be all sad. But also single...

Damn it Scott you selfish human being.

"So, we should call someone to sort out the kitchen." Mitch whispered.

"Yeah." I replied.

"We should also go talk to Alex." Mitch said. I flinched when he said 'Alex.'

"Y-yeah." I said. Erm, sorry, but I don't wanna go anywhere near that, that, that MAN WHORE. I just want my bacon:/

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Well that chapter was... Different.😂

So, I'm thinking of starting a new book. Ideas? Please, I really need a plot for this story. Thanks x

And for the record.

I don't like bacon.

Ya.

Sorry bout that.

Like this chapter if you like bacon!

Also like it if you don't like bacon!

;)

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