Things I am not allowed to do at camp half blood

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#1.I am not allowed too go out makof camp when a monster attacks,because I will scream:HEY!YOU,YOU OVER THERE!COME AND GET ME!TASTY Little DEMIGOD OVER HERE!

#2.I am not allowed to tell percy Jackson that he is totally over raided (no offense )

#3.I am not allowed to tell Chiron that he has a real big horses a***

#4.I am not allowed to say too clarisse that her father was a big big FAT JERK!(no offense to people who likes ares)

#5.I am not allowed to go too dionusys and switch his wine with Food coloring (He He)

#6.can't go too hestia by the hearth and take one of her sticks and poke it in her eye

#7.can't keep reepededly go to piper and fake ask for an autograph from her dad

#8.when the hunters come here with "lord Apollo " do not gather all his children in the United States .

#9.when mr.d makes a quest,I'm not allowed too scream and try to get in it,or sneak out to do it

#10.I love beef beef jercky!(just said that to be funny.maybe

#11.if I want a dimand I can't pester Leo to make a invention to steal hazel's powers

#12. Too half bloods that are new and is a child of Athena I can't claim I am her.

#13.if