Stupid Shit My Friends said/did

Glitter Spray of DEATH

Yes, you read that right. I never thought I would actually be writing about how I was almost blinded by glitter hair spray.

So I had just gone to my friend Kai's house for a sleepover, cause why not? So after we binged on junk food, sang to Bo Burnham, played Assassins Creed, we passed out. The next morning we head over his friend Alex's house to watch Sunday football.  So like stupid teenagers, we decide to bet on it, but instead of using money the loser went through punishment.

Long story short, everyone but Kai bet on the winning team. So we duct taped Kai to the support beam in the basement. Afterwards, I find a Ouija board. Except its one of the shitty plastic ones that never work. I see it and get the brilliant idea...of pretending to be possessed by a demon and fuck with my friends.

I play, I get in character, and I proceed to scare the shit out of everyone in the house simultaneously. Kai and my friend Aria hide in the bathroom, our friend Katie hides in Alex's room, and I end up cornering Alex in his backyard. However, he notices its a ruse and joins in on it. So we fun to the bathroom to scare Kai and Aria. We're scratching the door, and just being creepy in general. But Kai (who still thinks this is real) got the idea for distraction by using one of Alex's cans of glitter hair spray to BLIND US. So he opens the door, sprays it, and I almost ended up like that kid in Tangerine. We told them it was fake and Kai then attempted to murder me for about 10 minutes.

So that is the story of how I almost got blinded by glitter hair spray because I wanted to pretend to be a demon.

Ill see y'all next time!
Bye!
~Ya boi Kris